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[onfire]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.


It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$ and a and a address were to drop off my guns.




The directions were in Spanish.





Yours should arrive soon

 

[truckinbutch]

 

[dieselram94]

I will be sending mine back!

 

[sagittarius98]

This should go in Comedy Central.

 

[Red James Cash]

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix

You mean they didnt include your dehydrated water?

 

[austin]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.





It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$ and a and a address were to drop off my guns.




The directions were in Spanish.





Yours should arrive soon

Hey, I didn't get the bumper sticker and I can't read the damm spanish...

 

[Red James Cash]

Thats because you have to send the application in worded in arabic

 

[austin]

Thats because you have to send the application in worded in arabic

Crude, I can't read or write that either...

 

[jerseyben]

Pretty good but I think you might have missed a few stereotypes...

 

[truckinbutch]

Pretty good but I think you might have missed a few stereotypes...

You're right . Please forgive us . We neglected the folks from South Jersey . Did that make you feel like an orphan ?

 

[dieselram94]

Well Jerseyben you can have mine........I don't need it! Well I must keep the hope and change bumper sticker.....should work good for toilet paper!

 

[Red James Cash]

Well I must keep the hope and change bumper sticker.....should work good for toilet paper!

My cat had fun with that in the kitty litter tray.