Gunslinger and piano player

[rockhound]

A gunslinger who was looking for addventure, rode into an old west cattle town. After hitching his horse outside, he walked into the saloon. He orderd a drink from the bartender, and turned and looked around. Only a few people were in the saloon at that time and not much was going on. He heard the piano player playing a popular tune and decided to have some fun. He drew his pistol and shot the button off the piano players suspenders. Then he shot off the other button. He thought everyone would be amused. The piano player never missed a note. He then ordered another drink. This time the bartender asked,"would like some mayonnaise with that?" Confused, the gunslinger asked," now why would I want some mayonnaise?" The bartender replied," because when Wyatt Earpp gets through playing that song, he is going to shove that pistol up your butt." rockhound

 

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[A/CMan]

Good one!

 

[stefen]

i JUST LEARNED OF ANOTHER USE FOR MAYO...BESIDES PUTTING IT ON THE DOORKNOB TO KEEP THE KIDS OUT OF THE MASTER BEDROOM

 

[A/CMan]

Stefen your to funny and to much time on your hand thinking of some Hiliarous stuff !

 

[truckinbutch]

i JUST LEARNED OF ANOTHER USE FOR MAYO...BESIDES PUTTING IT ON THE DOORKNOB TO KEEP THE KIDS OUT OF THE MASTER BEDROOM

Forget the mayo ; just throw green jelly beans out in the yard for them to pick up . (Better scatter about 3 pounds . The little boogers pick em up fast )

 

[Chug And Red]

i JUST LEARNED OF ANOTHER USE FOR MAYO...BESIDES PUTTING IT ON THE DOORKNOB TO KEEP THE KIDS OUT OF THE MASTER BEDROOM

Just put your undergarments on the doorknob, trust me, they won't go near your door!!!! LOL Red

 

[Chadeaux]

Just put your undergarments on the doorknob, trust me, they won't go near your door!!!! LOL Red

A similar process will keep the lot lizards away from your rig at a truck stop. Just hung one of my wife's bras from the visor when I got ready to sleep, and none of them would bother me.

 

[stefen]

THE BILLBOARD COMPANY PUT UP AN ENORMOUS BRA AND SAID SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DAIRY....

 

[A/CMan]

 

[Chug And Red]

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Now that's just wrong, on so many levels! Red

 

[A/CMan]

Now that's just wrong, on so many levels! Red

Yeah it is, but on a serious note there is a locking cover that goes the knob, neat idea!

 

[truckinbutch]

Wrong color , wrong size ??..........................

 

[stefen]

Wrong color , wrong size ??..........................

Probably will depend on your knob size, and color too....