Ha ha! Good one.

[TerryC]

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.

Husband: Take the car next time. ╦╦C

 

[Escape]

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

 

[ToddsPoint]

My wife was mad because she missed the Arcola, IL broomcorn festival. She wanted to buy a new broom. I told her she had to keep riding the one she has. Gary

 

[Gare]

My wife hollered down stairs to me Do you ever feel LIKE A VOODOO doll and someone just stuck a PIN in you

I hollered back up stairs NO !!!

20 seconds she HOLLERED "WHAT ABOUT NOW !!!

 

[islamoradamark]

Ham sandwich walks into a bar and sits down , bartender says hey we don't serve food here

 

[Trezurehunter]

Wife tells husband to "Take out the trash" so he picks her up and takes her to the curb. That's when the fight started !

 

[metrotec]

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a bar.