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[stefen]

My gosh...if'n they made them rubber thingies legal...you'd would'n be here....hmmmmmm

Always thought there were to keep the back seats of the cars from looking like a glazed donut...

 

[truckinbutch]

My gosh...if'n they made them rubber thingies legal...you'd would'n be here....hmmmmmm

Always thought there were to keep the back seats of the cars from looking like a glazed donut...

Daddy always told me that the best part of me ran down my Momma's leg during conception .
If this gets post gets deleted as being inappropriate , I understand

 

[Chug And Red]

I tell my sons they were their dad's little shot in the dark!!!!!

There was one time I gave my youngest son a condom when he was almost 18, he is a huge flirt, and loves the girls! Anyway, he stuck it in his pocket, and forgot about it, his stepmom found it one day when doing his laundry, and had a cow....big time!!!! Well, she found out I had given it to him, called me and tried to raise H^%l with me, and I told her he is my son, and I don't want to be a grandma just yet. I finally calmed her down, and later that year, he had a girlfreind, and guess what? Yep. Thank God for raincoats, cause they broke up soon afterwards. Red

 

[GunFarce]

Just remember this thread if your ever out shooting the rapids in a inflatable boat on a hot summer day...
Busted rubber can take you out of this world too!

 

[stefen]

A neighbor came home to find the teenage baby sitter being pounded on their couch...

Separating the teen, the boyfriend said that they were having safe sex...he was using a sandwich baggy

 

[GunFarce]

A neighbor came home to find the teenage baby sitter being pounded on their couch...

Separating the teen, the boyfriend said that they were having safe sex...he was using a sandwich baggy

Ha.. The fool.. That's nowheres as safe as two layers of Saranwrap and a drop of baby oil.. It repels them ya know!

 

[stefen]

About as safe as the Catholic Contraceptive...having the gal hold 2 St. Joesph aspirans between her knees and pray