Heard another corny joke...

[Darren in NC]

For those who remember the song "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean," here's the revised version...

~music~
My Bonnie looked into a gas tank...

It's contents she wanted to see...

She lit a small match to assist her...

Oh bring back my Bonnie to me!

 

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[ashleen]

Darren,
hahaha....corny it is

did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac
he lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.........

 

[Darren in NC]

Um...so is there?

 

[ashleen]

Um...so is there?

me thinks