I caught my wife cheating on me :-(

[G.I.B.]

So here I sit six thousand miles from home on a distant job and what do I get.... Photos! Yeah, photos of her and some other guy out metal detecting ~ TOGETHER! And that is not the worst of it... NOOooOOooo.... she is using MY GTI-2500 ~ cheating on me with my OWN GARRETT no less --- the HUSSIE!

Oh yeah... rub it in my face already---- They went on a 'private' hunt on Lake Fontana in N.C.

Yeah I know, a nice romantic spot to dig treasures and make memories...

Can it get worse Yepper, it sure can... She is telling me the quartz rock in the photo is ringing up a tiny gold tone...

~sigh~ and here I sit, unable to do anything about it but vent.....

 

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[Cynangyl]

You never should have left your defenseless GTI alone with her!!

 

[mick56]

The next time you leave, tape a penny to the bottom of the coil!

 

[Cynangyl]

The next time you leave, tape a penny to the bottom of the coil!

 

[aa battery]

and rubbed it in yo face

 

[Sandman]

Besides the penny taped to the bottom of the coil, reverse one of the batteries. I am truely sorry..

 

[SnakeEater]

I couldn't help but to notice the guilty look on her face... that and the glow of a Chinese fry cook.

Doh!

Payback's a mother as they say. In case she gets past the taped penny and reversed battery, bury a faux Wells Fargo strongbox in her hunting area full of brass washers. That ought to teach the tramp a lesson she won't soon forget!

 

[pcolaboy]

Sorry to hear that man !

I'm helping my best friend through the same thing right now.

Take care,

Pcola

 

[littletwig]

I say tar and zincoln them both.

 

[MalteseFalcon]

LOL!!!!

 

[Monty]

You should have gone down to the erotic metal detector store and got her something to keep her occupied while you were gone. It's not all her fault, she has her needs too! M nty

 

[phantomfinder]

Sorry to hear that brother , never leave ur tools laying around for the wife too play with. Thats why they make lock box's

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Hmmmm.....Maybe you should leave home more often....since I dont see you finding any gold tones as of late.....hahahahahaha

 

[Burdie]

Oh Lord I have plenty to say about this post. But I don't need another one of these.

Burdie

 

[LuckyDragon]

Give a old metal dector like a jetco mustang metal dector..

 

[xdanthemanx]

WELL I HOPE THEY PUT THE COIL COVER ON IT, YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO PICK UP WITHOUT USING PROTECTION

DTM

 

[Mona Lisa]

Don't worry too much, Elf in Back. She couldn't have had that much fun. She didn't even get her shoes dirty!

 

[Silver Searcher]

What you should do is wait till she goes out and then borrow here hoover and do the housework

 

[homer007]

HOW DARE SHE. ITS ONE THING TO GO WITH A MAN BUT ANOTHER TO TAKE YOUR MD. OW, WHAT THE SHAME THIS MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOUR CHILDREN

 

[G.I.B.]

I know... I was traumatized by the entire event. I appreciate all the well wishes and suggestions on how to deal with a cheating wife... it's MY metal detector tho..

I can't believe my Garrett would even 'beep' once for her. Perhaps Garrett should consider putting a fingerprint reader on the display to discourage illicit use from unauthorized persons. That would be a nice addition...