I need your help

[spartacus53]

Today I am having a bad case of writer's block, I think I may have gone to the well once too often.

I would appreciate any topics you would like to see a serious discussion on and are too lazy to write yourself So shoot me a topic

 

[Unicorn]

Not like you Spartacus,. your posts are usually a good read. That expression "gone to the well too often", does it mean you must have had too much alchohol to drink? Just not heard it before.

U.

 

[spartacus53]

No, it just means there is no more water at the bottom of the well... completely dry Well, sort of....

Anyway, for the others who took a peek and left no ideas, you are hereby forbidden in the future to read any of my posts, or leave comments on them.

I am keeping an on everyone... Got it

 

[Tuberale]

How about doing a modern version of Buck Crofton's caches in the Otselic Valley, New York?

 

[spartacus53]

How about doing a modern version of Buck Crofton's caches in the Otselic Valley, New York?

Thanks, but I'm not much on treasure hunting stories.... I leave that to the professionals here, besides we have an agreement. I don't tell treasure stories, they don't tell jokes, so it works great for both parties.

 

[ivan salis]

the mating habits of jaguars in chile

 

[spartacus53]

the mating habits of jaguars in chile

Too short a topic, they did it often.. That's why they call it a habit to begin with

 

[ivan salis]

then how come theres no jaguars in chile --except for the car type.

 

[spartacus53]

then how come theres no jaguars in chile --except for the car type.

Because at night they head back to the Amazon rainforest where they live.

 

[Mighty AP]

then how come theres no jaguars in chile --except for the car type.

No jaguars in Chile??
I'll have to curl up in my jaguar skin throw rug on the couch & think about that fer a bit..........

 

[packerbacker]

ok spart, I need to get into your mind. I want you to think of a number from 1 to 9. Don't tell me what it is, just pick one and tell me when you have it.

 

[spartacus53]

ok spart, I need to get into your mind. I want you to think of a number from 1 to 9. Don't tell me what it is, just pick one and tell me when you have it.

Got it, it's 3 ooops


OK, I have another number

 

[packerbacker]

this will take a while
multiply that number times 9 (don't tell me)

 

[spartacus53]

this will take a while
multiply that number times 9 (don't tell me)

How much is 9x1 wait I got it......

 

[GopherDaGold]

I don't tell treasure stories, they don't tell jokes, so it works great for both parties.

You tell jokes?

 

[packerbacker]

you should now have a 2-digit figure. Take those 2 figures and add them together and subtract 5 from that number.

 

[spartacus53]

you should now have a 2-digit figure. Take those 2 figures and add them together and subtract 5 from that number.

What do you mean there are no elephants in Denmark

 

[spartacus53]

You tell jokes?

Not really, my cat tells me stuff and I write it down Sue him, not me

 

[packerbacker]

no spart, I had you down for orangutans in the Dominican Republic, you butthead!!

 

[spartacus53]

no spart, I had you down for orangutans in the Dominican Republic, you butthead!!

look for the origin of that trick, I published it in 1972