If your detector could talk what would it say for the following

[Midas_touch]

Gold - I'm rich "B-word". Taken from the end of the Dave chapelle show.
Silver - something good for a change.
Dollar coin - may peace be with you.
Half Dollar - coin roll hunter spill.
Quarter - laundry
Dime - you dirty little rat. Humphrey bogart style

Nickel - v is for victory.
Penny - How does your back feel.

Bottlecap - beer me.
Pop top - the one that got away.
Foil - that's a wrap.
Soda can - Hey Pops. Speed racer style.
Iron - don't get descrimated. Sounding just like the cheer " don't get eliminated" from a goofy Japanese showed called MXT that was dubbed over by American comedy voices.

Weak or broken signal - follow the whispers. Follow the whispers.​

 

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[Silver Searcher]

Mine would say....don't think I'm only going to tell you the good targets to dig.

SS

 

[lastleg]

Gold coin > "Now there's something you don't see everyday." Bill Murry

 

[treadhead]

Mine would say....don't think I'm only going to tell you the good targets to dig.

SS

LOL! THAT'S totally MY detectors(!) 'Worst liars I've ever known

 

[Iron Patch]

If your detector could talk what would it say

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[kaiser613]

mine would be somewhere along the lines of " haha just kidding, theres nothing good here!"

 

[justdon]

mine would be somewhere along the lines of " haha just kidding, theres nothing good here!"

The way my luck goes thats what mine would say.

 

[aa battery]

you turn me on

 

[Keppy]

Well you must have a bad detector... Mine does talk it says beep beep but it is in detector language ....They all sound a little different but they all are telling us the same thing ..... And that is all i need........

 

[Mzjavert]

The more phrases it knows, the better chance it's right. Pull tabs say hello dig me, dig me.

 

[BC1969]

Mine would say what my wife says..stop touching me, I'm not in the mood.

 

[aa battery]

Mine would say what my wife says..stop touching me, I'm not in the mood.

now thats when you turn it off

 

[Newfiehunter]

Remember when Garrett came out with detectors that had a feature called "Treasuretalk" a few years back? I believe it actually had a womans voice talk to you as you detected....Didn't last long! lol! Guess most detectorists didn't want to be nagged by another woman along with the wife!

 

[mlayers]

mine would say pull tab no maybe it is a ring better dig

 

[Silver Worm]

Mine would say, "its can slaw dummy, why are you digging it?"

 

[austin]

Mine would say: I'm roasting my ass off here in Texas, let's go try Montana...

 

[bzbadger]

You never listen to me....its always about you....why don't you hold me like that guy does his...ok so I was wrong why are you yelling at me....if you really loved me you would buy me a bigger coil....i heard you were out with another machine, is it better than me?

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