Jimmy Dean RIP/funny consumer complaint

[vibes]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796784

Sorry I didn't have time to do an edit...so be warned adult language.

 

[Mighty AP]

Im with "Fat Boy"...........I dont need to diet, I need a 16oz roll of greasy sausage meat!!!

 

[bigscoop]

It's my fault. Here's the letter I wrote them a while back.

Dear Mr. Dean,
Love your sausage, but I am a small guy and I can't eat 16oz. of sausage before it spoils or gets freezer burnt. Besides, just think off all the pigs you'll be saving if you cut your packaging back to say, 12oz rolls. Some scream, "Save the trees!"......some scream, "Save the whales!".......but I think we need to start saving the pigs by not making hogs out of ourselves. Please help me, "Save the Pigs!" If you don't act to save them now you could end up being in a world a Sh*t!
Sincerely,
bigscoop

 

[Mighty AP]

So Bigscoop, you are the one responsible for this travesty? Me & the fat Texan are comin' for you!

"Get the rope Bubba..........& bring your pudgy wife & daughter. We'll let them kick him in the ribs while we hold him down!"

 

[bigscoop]

So Bigscoop, you are the one responsible for this travesty? Me & the fat Texan are comin' for you!

"Get the rope Bubba..........& bring your pudgy wife & daughter. We'll let them kick him in the ribs while we hold him down!"

Please! "Spare" my "ribs!" Fat guy's, always thinking of food!

 

[centfladigger]

I dont see how 4 more oz. would help that family out anyways

 

[TheHarleyMan2]

I dont see how 4 more oz. would help that family out anyways

Heck that is 1-2 more patties!!!!!

Loved the video, made me laugh!