Little Red Riding Hood

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
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OMG, I almost choked on my corn nuts!!!! LOL good one!!! Red
 

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