Longest exist & quickest return

[spartacus53]

I tell you, this site most hold some sort of record for the longest "I'm quitting and never coming back", to those soon returning "On my second honeymoon"

I need a Guinness and not the book either

 

[releventchair]

but comments like that i,m.....did you miss me?

 

[ticm]

Ok, that does it I'm out of here!

 

[spartacus53]

Nope, when I'm gone you won't even know it

A week later people would say Spartacus53 who

 

[jeff of pa]

welcome to treasurenet Spartacus53