LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL 08 !

[Juanmoretime]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

RickyP,

Would you like to be appointed the " cheesecake police " and keep a close eye on RR Maybe you're right, her attitude could have been influenced by a high dose of sugar all this time !!

No shaft here yet but should be here tomorrow ! If I give RR anymore grief, I'll get the " shaft " right here on TN!!

Steve

 

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[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Spooky Ghost Tales from Archibald, Louisiana

By day Archibald, Louisiana is your customary US city, but this city is frequented by the living dead once the sun is down. Tables move about, voices coming out of the dark. Not everyone trusts in the testimonies the local residents tell, but the things that take place here in Archibald during the moonlight hours will give you a good scare.
These are some of the spooky things that have happened here recently.

A lady with a knife in her head was noticed floating down Ash Slough on a dark night. The appearance of the witness terrified the ghost who then vanished.

A drifting ghost materialized watching cable in an Archibald living room late in the night. The witness was frightened and fled. Lots of residents allege this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Archibald.

The phantom of an aircraft pilot was distinguished on an Archibald road at the stroke of midnight. The ghost did not seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses. In any event, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that you would not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.

The frightening ghost of a Barbarian was observed pondering by Bulls Bayou. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the onlooker.

A scary skeleton has repeatedly been spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Archibald. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.

 

[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Spooky Ghost Tales from Rayville, Louisiana also known as Bee Bayou

While the sun is shining Rayville, Louisiana is a common American municipality, but after sunset you may very well catch a glimpse of some chilling things. Loads of ghost accounts have been conveyed by the residents. A number of residents allege these stories are not true, but the stressed spirits of Rayville are all too real.

These are some of the spooky things that have happened here recently.

The spirit of a chained up gentleman has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances frightening folks after midnight by a vending machine in Rayville. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who have the courage to disturb the silence in Rayville.
The ghost of a bum may regularly be observed resting at a table in a Rayville building pushing orbs around.

The spirit of an elderly hag may be made out frequently hauling a corpse over the grass in Blakeman Park late at night.

A guy with a large hole through his chest has every now and then been distinguished traveling on a camel by a road in close proximity to Rayville.

A female's body having a bear's head has been said to have been noticed on many occasions by Balfour Brake gazing crossly at the viewer.

A man with the head of a demon can sometimes be made out at Alligator Bayou around midnight chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that should be left alone.

A female alight, grasping a petroleum container is repeatedly distinguished going wild by Dabb Bend.

The ghost of a planter wearing a hat has supposedly been observed on a few occasions at a coin operated phone in Rayville using the phone. Some of the people here assert this phantom likes startling people who come seeking phantoms in Rayville.

The ghost of a young air force pilot can be witnessed very often trashing a photo alongside a desolate highway near Rayville around midnight.

A woman with a bottle-green face has once in a while been distinguished right by the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument looking for a photo.

The ghost of a mail carrier is now and then perceived at Chemin-A-Haut State Park gulping soda pop. In any event, this is an unlikable spirit that is rather not disturbed.

A womanly shape has allegedly been noticed on many instances hanging out in an uninhabited farmhouse in Rayville. No matter what people state, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you don't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of a lady with numbers cut into her forehead may now and then be made out standing by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Rayville.

The spirit of a female with a stiletto in her head was made out traveling on a bicycle on a shady highway in close proximity to Rayville. This exact spirit has been made out over and over again in this place. It's been asserted that this individual phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Rayville some time ago. One thing's for certain, this is a hostile phantom that any sensible person would not want to encounter.

A female having the head of a leprechaun came into sight in a house in Rayville. Many accounts of this ghost have been described. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may perhaps be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of Rayville. Anyway, it's a scary ghost that should be avoided.

A woman holding her head by her arm was seen in a Rayville home. Other people nearby have had equivalent sightings involving a quite similar phantom. Based on what the residents declare, this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to live here in Rayville.

The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent was noticed pacing alongside a secluded road in close proximity to Rayville. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional sightings of this exact ghost.

A headless lady was witnessed coming into view in a restroom mirror. This is one of those phantoms that is seen frequently around here. In any event, it certainly is a frightening ghost that is rather not disturbed.

The ghost of a young girl has often been made out sitting on a sofa in a building near Rayville. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.

The ghost of a lady having half her head missing is often seen at night hurrying after a passing car on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Rayville.

 

[RickyP]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Nah, dont think I'd make a good cake cop. Too much temptation. I'd say you probably need to be very, very careful with the wrath of the shaft. You know what they say about River Rats..

 

[Noodle]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Ah... RRat? Take two aspirins and call me in the morning?

 

[stoney56]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

RickyP, it's OK. I don't use the same finger twice.

 

[RickyP]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Spooky Ghost Tales from Rayville, Louisiana also known as Bee Bayou

I aint ascared of no ghost. Besides all these can be explained away. Let me show you:


The spirit of an elderly hag may be made out frequently hauling a corpse over the grass in Blakeman Park late at night.( Thats me Ex-wife)

A female's body having a bear's head has been said to have been noticed on many occasions by Balfour Brake gazing crossly at the viewer.
(Definitely ex- mother in law)

A man with the head of a demon can sometimes be made out at Alligator Bayou around midnight chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that should be left alone. ( Dats just Boudreaux doing some Frog Huntin')


A female alight, grasping a petroleum container is repeatedly distinguished going wild by Dabb Bend.(Now that may be a ghost. You know dem high gas prices will give anybody a heart attack)

The ghost of a planter wearing a hat has supposedly been observed on a few occasions at a coin operated phone in Rayville using the phone. Some of the people here assert this phantom likes startling people who come seeking phantoms in Rayville.(Now that was Pierre, he thought dat damn fone was a poker machine)

The ghost of a young girl has often been made out sitting on a sofa in a building near Rayville. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.(Dats Pierre wife, Clotielle, she's just waitihg on Pierre to finish on da poker machine so they can go home
)
A guy with a large hole through his chest has every now and then been distinguished traveling on a camel by a road in close proximity to Rayville.(Now that was me after eating too much cheesecake)

 

[RickyP]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

As long as you lick your finger off before you go back for more.

 

[Cynangyl]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Ricky you are too much....your ex wife and mother in law eh?? gracious you guys are killing me!!

 

[warsawdaddy]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Well,these stories answer one question that ME,BB,RidgeR,Schlooppy had asked,Is there a watering hole nearby? It seems RR has been tipping a few already somewhere.

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

A husbanb and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in 15 years they've been married.

She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisser her passionately.

The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?

The husband thinks for a moment and replies "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf"

 

[Cynangyl]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

LOL

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Dear Uncle Bob
The people that do the US. Passports they are not the sharpest knife in the kitchen. Spent $106.00 for a passport and get it back wrong birthday year on it. So I had to go and take more pictures and pay overnight shipping to send it back so some crack brain can make me a new one with the right info. on it. So now my passport cost 137.25 because (Shricka) cannot read. Way to go Feds!!!!!
Cheesecakes..

 

[Mental Granny]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Andare you sure they got the right nme on there under the right picture!

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

It's no telling what will come back!!

 

[stoney56]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

It may come back like this.

 

[Cynangyl]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

lol

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Hi, this is Mrs Cheesecake typing a joke for Cheesecake (since he hunts & pecks LOL).
Cajun Logic---

A Cajun named Thibodaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady.

The doctor after a lengthy examination sighed and looked at Thibodaux in the eye and said,

I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it's very bad. You'd best put your affairs in order.

Thibodaux was shocked and saddened, but being of solid character he managed to compose himself and
walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room to his son who had been waiting.

Thibodaux said, well son, us Cajun's celebrate when thangs is good, and we celebrate when dey don't be so good.. In this case, dey ain't so good. I got cancer. Let's head fo the honky tonk and have a few dranks.
After 3 or 4 shots the
two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more whiskey.

They were eventually approached by some of Thibodaux's friends who asked what the two were celebrating.

Thibodaux told them that coona$$e$ celebrate the good and the bad. He told his friends, Da doctor dun told me I'm dying from AIDS.

His son's eyebrows raised and he opened his mouth, but Thibodaux raised his finger and the frown on his face stifled what his son had planned to say.

The friends gave Thibodaux their condolences and they had a couple more shots.

After his friends left, his son leaned over and whispered his confession. Daddy, I thought you said you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS.


Thibodaux said, I don't want any of 'em sleeping with yo mamma after I'm gone.

The Cajuns - you gotta love em.....

Now I am back Cheesecake....

 

[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Close Encounters of the Boudreaux Kind


Pierre and Boudreaux were on a weekend hunt when they witnessed a UFO landing.
As the little green creatures descended from the craft Pierre said: " Mais what's dat?" to which Boudreaux replied as he aimed his gun: "I don't know me, Pierre. But you better go back to de camp and put some rice."

 

[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

The Fastest Thing in the World


One day Boudreaux, his wife Clotile, Boudreaux's friend Pierre, and Pierre's wife Marie were talking. Clotile asked "Mais y'all, wat you tink is the most fastest ting in de world, huh?"
Pierre says, "Mais, Clotile, the fastest ting in the world is to tink a tought. Before you can tink a tought ... you've done tunk!"

Pierre's wife Marie thought about this some and she said "Mais, Pierre, I can tink of something faster den dat. I tink de fastest ting in the world is when you blink you eye. Before you can tink a tought, you've done blunked a blink."

After a while, Clotile says, "Mais I can tink of sometin faster den dat, I tink de fastest ting in de world is a light switch. When you flip dat switch, before you can tink a tought or before you blunk a blink, dat light comes on."

Boudreaux thinks about all this a while and says "Y'all are all wrong. De fastest ting in de world is diarrhea. One time I had dat diarrhea, and all of a sudden before I could tink, blink, or flip dat light on, I done messed in my pants! How bout dat?!"