Mad wife disease‏

[DeepseekerADS]

A GUY WAS SITTING QUIETLY READING HIS PAPER WHEN HIS WIFE WALKED UP BEHIND HIM AND WHACKED HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MAGAZINE.

'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?' HE ASKED.

'THAT WAS FOR THE PIECE OF PAPER IN YOUR TROUSER POCKET WITH THE NAME LAURA LOU WRITTEN ON IT,' SHE REPLIED.

'TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN I WENT TO THE RACES, LAURA LOU WAS THE NAME OF ONE OF THE HORSES I BET ON, I BOUGHT YOU THOSE FLOWERS WITH THE WINNINGS, 'HE EXPLAINED.

'OH DARLING, I'M SORRY,' SHE SAID. 'I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS A GOOD EXPLANATION.'

THREE DAYS LATER HE WAS WATCHING TV WHEN SHE WALKED UP AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A FRYING PAN, WHICH KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD.

WHEN HE CAME TO, HE ASKED, 'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?'

'YOUR HORSE PHONED.'

 

[bill_wabo]

A GUY WAS SITTING QUIETLY READING HIS PAPER WHEN HIS WIFE WALKED UP BEHIND HIM AND WHACKED HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MAGAZINE.

'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?' HE ASKED.

'THAT WAS FOR THE PIECE OF PAPER IN YOUR TROUSER POCKET WITH THE NAME LAURA LOU WRITTEN ON IT,' SHE REPLIED.

'TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN I WENT TO THE RACES, LAURA LOU WAS THE NAME OF ONE OF THE HORSES I BET ON, I BOUGHT YOU THOSE FLOWERS WITH THE WINNINGS, 'HE EXPLAINED.

'OH DARLING, I'M SORRY,' SHE SAID. 'I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS A GOOD EXPLANATION.'

THREE DAYS LATER HE WAS WATCHING TV WHEN SHE WALKED UP AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A FRYING PAN, WHICH KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD.

WHEN HE CAME TO, HE ASKED, 'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?'

'YOUR HORSE PHONED.'

Lol, for the east canadian version, replace the horse racing by trout fishing.

 

[Chadeaux]

A GUY WAS SITTING QUIETLY READING HIS PAPER WHEN HIS WIFE WALKED UP BEHIND HIM AND WHACKED HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MAGAZINE.

'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?' HE ASKED.

'THAT WAS FOR THE PIECE OF PAPER IN YOUR TROUSER POCKET WITH THE NAME LAURA LOU WRITTEN ON IT,' SHE REPLIED.

'TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN I WENT TO THE RACES, LAURA LOU WAS THE NAME OF ONE OF THE HORSES I BET ON, I BOUGHT YOU THOSE FLOWERS WITH THE WINNINGS, 'HE EXPLAINED.

'OH DARLING, I'M SORRY,' SHE SAID. 'I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS A GOOD EXPLANATION.'

THREE DAYS LATER HE WAS WATCHING TV WHEN SHE WALKED UP AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A FRYING PAN, WHICH KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD.

WHEN HE CAME TO, HE ASKED, 'WHAT WAS THAT FOR?'

'YOUR HORSE PHONED.'

M - M - m - Mel T - T - T - Tillis .... "Who's Julie?"

 

[stefen]

When a woman is mad its called PMS Disease...

That's because MAD COW Disease was already taken...

 

[A2coins]

Im gonna toss that one around at work lol

 

[Holyground]

My first wife had Gonorrhea, Diarrhea and Pyorrhea, all at the same time. I couldn't do anything with her.