Mother in Laws demise

[tonytygr]

embalm, cremate, bury. take no chances.

Winston Churchill, when notified of his mother-in-laws death by telegram and asked how to proceed.

 

[greydigger]

Wi. CH. was a great man.

He drank a quart at least of lquor every day.

He also defended his Nation.

Do not despise him.

 

[Siegfried Schlagrule]

he was also half american. siegfried schlagrule

 

[Unicorn]

Always had a cigar in his hand. He loved his Scotch Whisky also..........The Queen gave permission for him to have a State Buriel, and I have a picture of him in my hallway.

 

[diggemall]

embalm, cremate, bury. take no chances.

Winston Churchill, when notified of his mother-in-laws death by telegram and asked how to proceed.

One of the all-time best quotes

I also liked his ongoing battles with Lady Astor:

“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


Diggem'

 

[sasnz]

embalm, cremate, bury. take no chances.

Winston Churchill, when notified of his mother-in-laws death by telegram and asked how to proceed.

One of the all-time best quotes

I also liked his ongoing battles with Lady Astor:

“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


Diggem'

LOL that was good. loved the tea quote. lol

Sasnz