My funny, sexy, risque, raunchy, strange, vintage book cover collection. Adult 18+

[Muddyhandz]

Part of my low income is generated from books, as I'm a book scout for a few major dealers. I've had thousands of books come through my doors and although I specialize in non-fiction, sometimes I get vintage paperbacks in my travels.
I've never read any of the following books (so I say) but kept them aside to photograph their covers as I thought they were funny.
Moderators, if something is too obscene, I will have no problem if you want to remove the picture. I apologize. There's a few I know I can't post. Lol.

The first one I sent to my old grizzled buddy who is also big into fur trade artifacts. He's a truck driver and I told him to read this while on the road.....



Here's a treasure hunting novel.....



Let's keep the smut going......



I think I've got some truffles somewhere.....



Here Kitty.....

 

[Muddyhandz]

O.K. I'll simmer it down a bit with some weird ones.....

 

[Muddyhandz]

I don't have this one anymore as I gave it to my dad for his B-day.....



I have my own pair of lucky legs......



Every time I get permission to detect a new site and the finds are good, I make sure to.......



This was ahead of it's time!



Don't photograph your finds with your ugly fingers!



I'll wait a bit and see if these photos are o.k. to post.

Lots more to come!

 

[Meadow]

Awesome! My favorite has to be Divorce of the Lying Demon. Like, we're talking about a demon here - is a lying one worse than your average run of the mill demon? Anyway - I swear I've read some of those - They Can't Hang Me and possibly the AA Fair ones. I'm not that old (okay, I am) but I had a couple of older siblings who were book lovers.

 

[TheRingFinder]

Awesome! My favorite has to be Divorce of the Lying Demon. Like, we're talking about a demon here - is a lying one worse than your average run of the mill demon? Anyway - I swear I've read some of those - They Can't Hang Me and possibly the AA Fair ones. I'm not that old (okay, I am) but I had a couple of older siblings who were book lovers.

I think you are miss-reading that Meadow - The author is calling "Divorce" itself, the lying demon. Pointing out how bad divorce is..........

 

[TheRingFinder]

Very interesting stuff Mud.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Covers so far haven't crossed the line but remember we are family friendly forum, saying a thread is 18+ doesn't negate our rules....

 

[ARC]

I LOVE the "flesh fiesta" one... lol

"they hunted for gold and settled for sin"... heh

Should have said... "they hunted for gold but FOUND only sin".

 

[Muddyhandz]

Well, I guess I'll turn the heat up a bit because.........



but some are just a little too hot!



I never do anything past 6 o'clock....



Summer..... Tis the season!



The quiet ones can be trouble....

 

[Muddyhandz]

Most of these books have minimal value but this one fetched a decent price.....



I would have like to have read that one!

Here's a bunch of oldies......







Kind of a sequel to Kitty.......



More to come!

 

[Muddyhandz]

This oldie would be perfect for a lot of today's kids, especially the kids from parents my age who are from the politically correct/no discipline generation......





Hello Captain Obvious.....



My dad got it easy with his B-day book but my mom got this one......



That's because my mom has a similar sense of humour to mine! Lol.

Might as well finish it off with some more murder mysteries.....

 

[Muddyhandz]

This next batch are all BAD GIRLS!

 

[highlander]

this is the comedy section not the adult reading section

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Moved to books forum

 

[Chizzy]

Some of those look familiar!!
They belong to the local library, now..........the wife and I went through 70% of our book stash this spring and hauled 30 boxes off the premises.........never to return.
Still.........I do have a small stash of old kids titles..........
And, I just couldn't part with the "Anatomy of Swearing".............

 

[Muddyhandz]

this is the comedy section not the adult reading section

Well, excuse me! I put it in comedy because I was trying to be funny with the covers and I'm not doing a book review.
Thanks to you, I'm now in a section that sees no traffic.
That's the end of this thread!

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Muddy, there is really no comedy in thread. No matter what forum a thread is located it will always appear in "New Posts" anytime someone replies as well as the "my posts" of any member who posted in the thread.

 

[releventchair]

Huh! The Pearl S. Buck stands out....interesting.
She was a prolific writer and had an interesting life, high and low notes too, as a result of her ties with China.