My wife just slammed me!

[BigWaveDave]

So, we are watching the old Rudolph cartoon, with Burl Ives....
He starts singing the "Silver and Gold" song.....
And the little squirrel is playing with a big chunk of gold.....

She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

What's that supposed to mean?
Yup, my gold slump has hit a new low.

 

[Loco-Digger]

Tough crowd in the BWD household.

 

[releventchair]

She appears to know what scab to pick. Ouch!

 

[nsdq]

getting jabbed with a sharp stick

 

[kcm]

 

[G.I.B.]

Tell her your girlfriend is wearing it.

 

[BigWaveDave]

Tell her your girlfriend is wearing it.

That wouldn't have ended well for me.....
But....
if she goes there again.....
I might just play that card!

 

[JUNKER]

You need to go back to mass. and buy a bag of the gold gum lol

 

[FreeBirdTim]

She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

Tell her the chunk of gold was actually iron pyrite and the squirrel needs to buy a metal detector...

 

[RustyGold]

Ouch BWD! Sounds like my wife? Lol!

 

[relic nut]

You can be right, or you can be happy. Just tell her how funny she is and hide the gold when you find it.

HH RN

 

[aa battery]

Remember no matter wat she says she is right.

 

[BARKER]

Hi BWD; OOOOUUUUUCCCHHH.!!! Now that hurts. Remind her that squirrel found it 40 years ago and your drought has been shorter.!!! God, my Mrs has eluded too the same thing. Way to end it. $200 worth in Jewelry for Christmas. Can't win either way but at least it won't be a total loss. Happy Wife = Merry Chrismas.!! PEACE:RONB

 

[kingskid1611]

Oh no she didn't.......then tell her that you decided you like silver better.

 

[boogeyman]

So, we are watching the old Rudolph cartoon, with Burl Ives....
He starts singing the "Silver and Gold" song.....
And the little squirrel is playing with a big chunk of gold.....

She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

What's that supposed to mean?
Yup, my gold slump has hit a new low.

For your wife she's sharp! But for you Dave that hurt, that hurt deeply. Did you remind her Santa is coming soon? She might get the do it yourself diamond kit. What's a do it yourself diamond kit you ask? A piece of coal in an expensive jewelry box with instructions to sit on the coal until it makes a diamond.

 

[BARKER]

Hi kingskid; Silver won't work. TRUST ME. Tried it. I had a headache for a week after that one. Thank God it was short lived. She was "ticked." PEAVE:RONB

 

[Honest Samuel]

And I still love Dave wife.

 

[clv]

My wife wanted to watch that last night also, but I told her I was going to take her out for dinner... she was a little disappointed when we pulled in to the Jack in the Box.

 

[kingskid1611]

Then best answer is "I don't need to find any more gold because I have found the most precious and valuable piece already" Then point to her......