NEED AN EXCUSE

[cyfun]

I am running out of excuses for the wife., 2 weeks ago I needed a replacement MD so I brought an AT Pro since my old one was borrowed but not returned. I told her how much more excerise I would get. Last week I need to buy the Whites TRX. I explained how much cleaner I would be from not digging to much. Well today I accidently brought the 5x8 coil and a Lesche . Whats next?

 

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[aa battery]

im still fat

 

[releventchair]

Whats next? Counseling or an attorney probably.
A wireless headset is nice though if you don,t have one.

 

[fireguy]

Buy something she would like ring, necklace with a pennant and "find it" the first time out and say see I just went over that spot with whatever it may be but this found it. Then let her keep your find and say I wonder what I would find with so n so.
Hahahaha

Deny everything
Admit nothing
And make counter accusations

 

[Terry Soloman]

Just plead insanity. Metal detecting is a Disease.

 

[Chug And Red]

Garrets Pro pointer, HH Chug and Red You asked what next Red Used to get her nail done Once a Month, now She wants a New Detector She Has 2 LMAO

 

[fella]

If you think you need a new excuse, you need a new wife!

 

[Lanny in AB]

Tell her you need to take up nugget hunting as you're only partially insane if you only hunt coins.

Use the excuse that if she wants you completely insane, you'll need to buy the Minelab GPX 5000. Then, she can have you committed, and she won't need any more excuses from you anymore.

Wait a minute. If I hunt coins, and nuggets, and have the Minelab . . . ?

You'd better save a spot for me in whichever institution she chooses.

All the best,

Lanny

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/metal-detecting-gold/69-bedrock-gold-mysteries.html

 

[Sandman]

"Finding" her a ring or necklace is the best way to have her tell you to go metal detecting again and she might just cut the grass while your gone.

 

[RustyGold]

A new Truck! Because she doesn't want you breaking down on the way to detecting! Besides, you will need the truck bed to haul home all the goodies you're going to find!

 

[Wishbone]

With the money your throwing around, I want to marry you, with no photo, and I'm not even gay!

 

[norbyx]

The "found" ring idea sounds real nice... I might just steal it....

 

[fishnfacts]

Me too!

 

[Carolina Tom]

Just remind her that Nicole wouldn't let OJ buy metal detector stuff... and well, you know how that ended up...

It is a proven fact that OJ Simpson did not own a metal detector.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

im still fat

Get rid of the cup holder on your detector!

 

[Normsel]

Do you have a pointer. I would also buy her something