Neighbors !

[truckinbutch]

I was scheduled to be in a league bowling tournament last night . Pulled on my lucky bowling pants
out of the drawer and pulled them on only to discover that my wife had not repaired the torn out inseam from last week . Called her and explained my problem . I just couldn't bowl in a tournament
without my lucky pants and ,certainly, could not show up with my 'ying-yang' hanging out .
Wife told me she had to work over and couldn't get home in time to fix them ; but , to hang on . She would call me back .
>She called back in a couple of minutes with the solution . Sandy , the next door neighbor , was willing to stitch up the errant seam for me on my way to the tournament .
>My wife came home later that night to find me sprawled just in front of the door , unable to make it in .
>I had a broke nose , several fractured ribs , and an ear partially torn loose as well as two black eyes .
>Of course , she wanted an explanation ,when all I was supposed to do was get my pants stitched and go bowling .
"Honey , I swear , I was headed out to do just that . I stopped at Sandy's and she told me to just stand still and she would stitch that seam right up . She did , too , and a fine job of it . Just as she leaned in to bite off the thread her husband walked in from work .
And , Honey , I swear ! HE IS THE MOST UNREASONABLE S.O.B. THAT HAS EVER LIVED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD !!"

 

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[releventchair]

That will learn ya to get rid of them polyester pants with no back pockets. Get with the times and wear some bell bottom jeans!
Happy truckin new year.

 

[truckinbutch]

That will learn ya to get rid of them polyester pants with no back pockets. Get with the times and wear some bell bottom jeans!
Happy truckin new year.

That's a thought . I had considered just giving up bowling .
>>>>HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU HERE !
Jim

 

[releventchair]

Bowling alley good to have around. Get to trade in worn out shoes for better ones. I think they are factory seconds cause the soles don,t match and some are slippery. A little scuffing with 60 grit sandpaper fixes that though. The roller skating rink has a small fee for their foot wear exchange. Pretty handy grocery shopping but kinda hard to drive the truck if you leave them on.

 

[stefen]

Did she gag on the thread?

 

[Chug And Red]

Did she gag on the thread?

Hopefully that is all she bit!
Red

 

[stefen]

If the thread had a pulse, it may explode like the Hindenburg...

For those living in Rush Limbo's Rio Linda, the Hindenburg is like a big whatchamacallitthingy...yeah, that's right...a giant tube steak...