NEW CONTEST

Tried this new thing....haircut while sleeping...to save some daylight time. It did not work out well....not recommended.
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I'll stick to using my local stylist, much better on the eyes if you know what I mean.
 

Off to Lowes then haircut, hope I am still in LAST when I get back
 

A little worried about Hillbilly? That UFO I was following last night may have been a zyrod 129 (which Carries mini search UFOs). Has anyone heard from him since then? I think not.
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Still waiting to get my hair cut. Guess everyone has long hair this morning.
 

Still waiting to get my hair cut. Guess everyone has long hair this morning.
The haircut may be uneven and I may have some bald spots but now you see the benefits of having your haircut done at night while you sleep.
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What you could have done is just screw it. Drink beer and order a new dryer off amazon. Best alien movie ever is Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra.
Don't watch football-don't have a tv.
I am preparing for alien invasion, researching genetics and super powers.
I just had a thought. I bet you could convince a chick your md is an advanced pleasure machine. Also could convince an alien it is an advanced weapon if you attached a rifle stock to it.
Wind, you are the only person in America who is raising pidgeons. And you seem to think the rest of us are odd ???
I hope Brady wins today just because people would lose their minds. He is so hated lol. They think he is a football vampire.
I am too paranoid to go to a stylist. I am pretty sure the three hundred pound checker at walmarts is either alien or goverment plant.
 

A little worried about Hillbilly? That UFO I was following last night may have been a zyrod 129 (which Carries mini search UFOs). Has anyone heard from him since then? I think not.
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I am here. We need evidence of the mini ufos. Or mufos.
Be careful of stylists. They might micro chip you.
 

I am here. We need evidence of the mini ufos. Or mufos.
Be careful of stylists. They might micro chip you.
Not mufos....these little UFOs are looking for MILF's.....but I get your point.
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I have had a scar on my ear since High School when a fellow classmate of my older brother had a “Barbershop” in his parents basement.
The haircut was free that day, saving me $5. Now that same barber is a lead stylist for Paul Mitchel and flys around the world doing seminars.
 

I have had a scar on my ear since High School when a fellow classmate of my older brother had a “Barbershop” in his parents basement.
The haircut was free that day, saving me $5. Now that same barber is a lead stylist for Paul Mitchel and flys around the world doing seminars.
Sounds like he made a "lasting" mark on you. Lmao
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All trimmed up and ready for some lunch and a nap. Not sure why I don't just buzz it all off, I wear a ball cap all the time. That's what I did while I was in the military.
 

Yes I am A Newbie at this wonderful Hobby
I would Love to win something Starting out !

"Don't learn the tricks of the trade.....Learn the trade."
"Teach what you know......Learn what you don't."

I'm old enough to know that i don't know everything.

~HillBilly~
 

Two Hillbilly’s!!??
Is this the start of one of the “best friends forever” stories ever told?
 

Two Hillbilly’s!!??
Is this the start of one of the “best friends forever” stories ever told?
I dont know....but I do know that if their is one Hillbilly, there are always many. Most of the time they are all related and married! Could this be our Hillbillies wife? Who could also be his brother or sister, or cousin?
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