NEW CONTEST

[sjvalleyhunter]

New addition to the family

What’s its name?

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[against the wind]

What’s its name?

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Number eight

 

[fish1on]

I think I may be growing web feet with all this rain we have been getting.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Well I am back home from my San Francisco trip and was happily surprised to find than I am still holding strong in last.

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I must say those baby pidgeons always have a most unpleasant contenance. Hope they have nice personalities.
Why not infuse Highnam with pidgeon DNA so he can have web feet? No wait...we need duck DNA.
Anyway, we can throw treats to Highnam when he swims by and quacks at us.
Where is Dolphin? Giving up? Did a fairy get him? Better than an alien and their double ended probe.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

My family has a history with white Mucovy ducks. We all got along on the farm. But there was an incident with two of my visiting nephews when we lived in town later. One of them had an old four door Ford beater. A '70's boat. There is a pond in a city park about 20 miles from here. People would go to the park and feed the ducks on the pond. So... one weekend night the nephews go out. When they return they are smelling of cheap beer, and still a little tipsy. There is a feather or two stuck on their clothes. They also have duck poop on them.
These budding wildlife show hosts went to the park and lured a duck close with bread, caught him and were going to bring him to the house.
The duck beat the living crap out of them once in the car. And unleashed duck excrement everywhere before they managed to get him out.
I'm surprised the duck didn't grab a cigarette lighter and torch the car.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

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[Hillbilly Prince]

Nope Go have a beer. I got this

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

I have to give my liver a break for a while after this weekend in SF.

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[Hillbilly Prince]

I can't drink constantly. Don't want to get fat.
Pretty sure a demon snatched Dolphin. One down.

 

[fish1on]

Garden is ready for my starts, taxes done, windows washed...time for beer and dinner!

 

[against the wind]

Well, I mailed out my taxes to IRS today.
Terrible. I had to give them 3 thousand dollars.
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[sjvalleyhunter]

I keep procrastinating doing mine because I’m afraid that I’m going to owe. The longer I can keep my money the better.

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[fish1on]

did too much yesterday, need to take it easy today

 

[against the wind]

It got cold again with flurries.
Going to work in the shed.
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[sjvalleyhunter]

El lasto

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

bLasted √

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Back in last where I belong.