NEW CONTEST

[13dolphins1]

View attachment 1742988When your cuzin fills your pool with the reservation fire truck...
~Buffalo Trace

That looks like Buffalo Urine....I wonder if that's their secret ingredient?
I tested the Gamma Ray Gun last night on one of those evil fairies I captured awhile back....I put it on the weakest setting (stun) and fired from about a mile away....I think this gun could hit a grasshopper in the Africa!
Here tippy Tippy, Here Alien Kitty.
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[against the wind]

Wow,, never tasted Buffalo urine,, how dat taste,, Dolphin?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

That looks like Buffalo Urine....I wonder if that's their secret ingredient?
I tested the Gamma Ray Gun last night on one of those evil fairies I captured awhile back....I put it on the weakest setting (stun) and fired from about a mile away....I think this gun could hit a grasshopper in the Africa!
Here tippy Tippy, Here Alien Kitty.
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Don't shoot the fairies! I have worked out a rehab clinic for fairies who don't toe the line. I have fairies who have comleted the program mentoring the new ones. One of my fairies is currently helping out at the senior citizen center after being a really bad fairy. Send your evil fairies to me.
By the way, the average person unknowningly drinks about thirteen gallons of urine over the course of their life. Also, at least once in your life a raccoon will sneak in your house and watch you sleep.
These are science facts.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

So when are you trying the ray gun on Tippy? I think Sam would be grateful.

 

[13dolphins1]

So when are you trying the ray gun on Tippy? I think Sam would be grateful.

Well Buffalo Urine tastes like that beer or wild range grass.
I tried mailing a Fairy once....USPS did not like it at all. Then I found FMS (Fairy Mailing Services) so now I could mail you a fairy or two.
I need more practice testing on the gamma ray....but soon that pesky Feline alien will know what's up. HAHAHAHAHHA
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Well Buffalo Urine tastes like that beer or wild range grass.
I tried mailing a Fairy once....USPS did not like it at all. Then I found FMS (Fairy Mailing Services) so now I could mail you a fairy or two.
I need more practice testing on the gamma ray....but soon that pesky Feline alien will know what's up. HAHAHAHAHHA
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Send me a couple of your bad ones. Let me know a fair price for them after housing, food, and so on. Plus shipping.
Can we expect a spectacular fireball on impact? Maybe Sam's neighbors need to get out of there.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Tippy is in hiding and you all cannot find her.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Another hot day, work out at the gym, I smell real bad.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Another hot day, work out at the gym, I smell real bad.

If you smell bad that is cause you live with a cat. So you staying ripped to impress all your model friends.
A healthy bank account will keep the ladies around. No need to exercise.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Have no money, no girlfriends.

 

[13dolphins1]

If you smell bad that is cause you live with a cat. So you staying ripped to impress all your model friends.
A healthy bank account will keep the ladies around. No need to exercise.

Amen brother....cats do stink...but alien felines must make your crib smell like a skunks den.....how do you bear the stink Sam?
Tippy is safe for another week and six days and 14 hours and 32 seconds.
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[Honest Samuel]

Only you two stink, Tippy smells like roses.

 

[against the wind]

You guys are trying to provoke Sam.
Tippy is the only friend he has. If he loses it, he will get banned again.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Thanks for your support, Wind.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Tippy is outside before bedtime, and to all, a good night.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Hold on, Wind. You say he only has one friend which is a cat, and that isn't provocative?
Dolphin and I are only discussing true facts concerning Sam. At least he has been given warning as opposed to a surprise ray gun burst.
Besides, Sam dates models. He has female friends.
Why would we want him banned?

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Just over 4 months until Christmas!!

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[against the wind]

Hold on, Wind. You say he only has one friend which is a cat, and that isn't provocative?
Dolphin and I are only discussing true facts concerning Sam. At least he has been given warning as opposed to a surprise ray gun burst.
Besides, Sam dates models. He has female friends.
Why would we want him banned?

Have you seen any pictures of these models??

 

[13dolphins1]

Have you seen any pictures of these models??

Lol....I had a quick vision of the Bates Motel! Yikes.
I will leave Tippy alone for now as I work on perfecting the Gamma Gun. For now
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