NEW CONTEST

[13dolphins1]

First, Yeti or Meh Teh are real. Himalayans are known for their honesty. And look at this.
"The skunk ape, also known as the swamp cabbage man, swamp ape, stink ape, Florida Bigfoot, Louisiana Bigfoot, myakka ape, swampsquatch, and myakka skunk ape."

So a swampsquatch is actually Santa? I always thought swampsquatches were a cute name for Californians?
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[Honest Samuel]

A very good cold Moring to all.

 

[AstralDruid]

Simpletons

 

[13dolphins1]

A very good cold Moring to all.

This is early for you Sam? You must be up early to hang the Mistletoe all around town
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[sjvalleyhunter]

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[AstralDruid]

second last

 

[AstralDruid]

Pirates were all a bunch of poofters

 

[Honest Samuel]

Did any pirate buried any treasures in Connecticut while I am Last?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Did any pirate buried any treasures in Connecticut while I am Last?

There are undoubtedly treasures in Connecticut. Btw, the name Connecticut is an old Indian word for "Land of poo and pee".
I could point you to a book on treasures in your state.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

So, you believe Santa has a drug problem?
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Forgot to mention this is a perfect example of a non sequiter.
"Non sequitur definition is - an inference that does not follow from the premises; specifically : a fallacy resulting from a simple conversion of a universal affirmative proposition or from the transposition of a condition and its consequent."

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Although I suppose you were inferring Santa would have to be high to bring Sam a pot of gold.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Did any pirate buried any treasures in Connecticut while I am Last?

https://www.amazon.com/Commanders-L...nnecticut/dp/1495315754/?tag=treasurenet01-20

 

[13dolphins1]

https://www.amazon.com/Commanders-L...nnecticut/dp/1495315754/?tag=treasurenet01-20

I would guess that there are many treasures buried in Connecticut. Its protected by ticks, mosquitoes and a stench like no other.
This dog sleeps in
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[Honest Samuel]

There is also many snakes that protect buried treasure in Connecticut.

 

[against the wind]

Are we putting a treasure hunting trip to Connecticut again??

 

[13dolphins1]

Are we putting a treasure hunting trip to Connecticut again??

That's right Wind! Last time we were about to head out and Sam went and got banned!
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[against the wind]

I think Sam needs to be impeached!
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[Honest Samuel]

Any member insult our president will be ban for life. And to all, a good night.

 

[AstralDruid]

While you are all sleeping, i sneak in and become ...Mr Last

 

[AstralDruid]

You felt it, didn't you, what woke you from your slumber a little flutter of the eyes during your tormented sleep, i know it , i know it , that Druid dude is gonna steal last, ....