NEW CONTEST

[Hillbilly Prince]

I just found some witchcraft (rare) books from 1970 in this unit....I'm spooked! In the box with them were full notepads of spells!
Everyone check everything....wind....make sure those Homer pigeons dont have zombie teeth!
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Rare? Why did you think that? I have the Encyclopedia Of Witchcraft and Demonology. Demons are an invention by a priest to support the persecution of witches. Lot of nonsense really.
Funny how these witches and satanists are always dirt poor losers. Except the ones selling pewter pentagrams.
Having said that Wind is possibly gathering pigeons to genetically modify into flying monkey\dragons. Who races pigeons for Pete's sake?
Wind...the Pennsylvania witch?
By the way, Buffy the vampire slayer is possibly true story.
Better gather our +7 .magick swords and firewood.

 

[13dolphins1]

Rare? Why did you think that? I have the Encyclopedia Of Witchcraft and Demonology. Demons are an invention by a priest to support the persecution of witches. Lot of nonsense really.
Funny how these witches and satanists are always dirt poor losers. Except the ones selling pewter pentagrams.
Having said that Wind is possibly gathering pigeons to genetically modify into flying monkey\dragons. Who races pigeons for Pete's sake?
Wind...the Pennsylvania witch?
By the way, Buffy the vampire slayer is possibly true story.
Better gather our +7 .magick swords and firewood.

Yes they had those as well....but handwritten in organized notebooks spells and such with ingredients for potions Double check those pigeons wind.....I may have opened a flying zombie curse?
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Yes they had those as well....but handwritten in organized notebooks spells and such with ingredients for potions Double check those pigeons wind.....I may have opened a flying zombie curse?
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I would be curious to know the name if the books you found.
Meanwhile this is is 1000 times worse than an alien invasion!!! You may have opened a Hellgate!
Pigeons and hates christmas...weird name like Wind(earth,wind,water,fire), man I am gonna buy some garlic and research protective crystals.
Do Not invite anyone in your home you don't know!

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Wind you need to get some holy water to sprinkle on yourself and hour pigeons or you will be suspect in my mind. I will try to give you the benefit of a doubt for now.

 

[13dolphins1]

I would be curious to know the name if the books you found.
Meanwhile this is is 1000 times worse than an alien invasion!!! You may have opened a Hellgate!
Pigeons and hates christmas...weird name like Wind(earth,wind,water,fire), man I am gonna buy some garlic and research protective crystals.
Do Not invite anyone in your home you don't know!

I didnt see any of these protective Crystal's so they must of know what that were doing. Wait.....has anyone heard from wind lately When did he say he would be getting these cursed birds?
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[sjvalleyhunter]

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[13dolphins1]

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Ok....try again later....I am
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[sjvalleyhunter]

It’s later.

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[13dolphins1]

It’s later.

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Careful....I have a spell book....I might cast a always first spell on you.
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[fish1on]

long cold wet day at work, back is killing me.

 

[Woodsy]

Ah! Some good old magic spells. See if theres anything in those books about fixing this weather.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Look on the internet for weather spells. I wonder if those pigeons done ate Wind. Where did he go

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Wine's last post: "...and so it begins..."
WTH?

 

[13dolphins1]

Uh-oh....found another book of goosebumps

 

[13dolphins1]

And some neat tokens....wait...does that say Satan?
I'm leaving
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[highnam]

Seriously....where is Mr. Wind?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

And some neat tokens....wait...does that say Satan?
I'm leaving
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Token for free ride on Ferris wheel of fire in hades?
Bet that stuff will sell on feebay IF the owner doesn't get to you first. But they are probably living under a bridge and threatening the other bums with Spell of Lower Lice Demon Summoning.
Guess Wind is a goner. Sometimes this thread seems to attract evil.

 

[13dolphins1]

Seriously....where is Mr. Wind?

He was here earlier....he ordered some pigeons from ohio. I think I've worn him down a bit with my uncanny ability to always find myself in
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Uh-oh....found another book of goosebumps
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Found this book on Amazon. The "whitches" who reviewed it can't spell lol. It is an old out of print book so you should make money.

 

[13dolphins1]

Did ap.eone just say
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