New Evidence Supporting Global Warming

[bigscoop]

Red Rock Canyon, Nevada:

Three students from the University of Nevada have possibly devised an ingenuous method to record the increasing heat rate of the earth's outer crust. Conducting routine test since the summer of 2008 the three students have concluded that the peak temperature of the earth's crust during it's yearly cycle has increased by nearly twenty degrees over the past four years. According to Steven Berger, one of the team's participants, "In 2008 we could only cook the steak to rare, this year, however, we were able to achieve medium rare." Scientist studying the the effects of global warning are now sighting this new evidence as more proof that Global Warming is real. Said Morris Sunburn, "In fact, I am certain that this latest evidence will cause a sharp increase in sales of my newly designed solar kitchens."

 

[jeff of pa]

Huh ? is this their ad for solar kitchens ?

you can cook a steak on the ground in Centralia, or with a magnifying glass.
may take a year to get an even fry accross the total surface,
but it doesn't prove global warming

 

[bigscoop]

Huh ? is this their ad for solar kitchens ?

you can cook a steak on the ground in Centralia, or with a magnifying glass.
may take a year to get an even fry accross the total surface,
but it doesn't prove global warming

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[FarmerChick]

global warming is fake.

and I will explain why.

In 2002 a group of college students from University of South Carolina studing to become global experts left their easy living to hit the jungles of the Amazon to start some experiments. "This was the area we researched and found to be the most plausible location for this experiment", said Harry Burnout.
Having arrived and finding the camp barren of food, the had to rely on their wits to survive. Eggs. Yes many eggs were collected from the various beautiful bird population. 'Finding a flat boulder directly in the sun was very challenging,' said Sharon Sunny. 'But we finally found one perfect to act as a fry pan about 12 meters from our camp.' To fry their food it took about 12 minutes and they survived on fried eggs until a helicopter picked them up, after being reported missing for 4 years. 'We were having a huge fried egg breakfast, when out of the blue, we hear noise. Helicopter noise!.' "Luckily over the 4 year period of missing in action, we recorded our fry time on the eggs.' 'To our amazement, our first egg took 12 minutes to fry, whereas at the time of our rescue, the eggs were taking longer to cook. About 16 minutes.' All data was submitted to Professor Parrot at the University upon arrival back into civilization. Professor Parrot is stellar in his field of solar energy and its effects.

'We can only conclude from this 4 years of data, that global warming does not exist. In fact, we must prepare for an upcoming ICE AGE and FAST!'



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now that is scary data. don't get the sunscreen out, we best all be buying coats, boots and stocking firewood for our future survival!


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and the University just announced it is now sponsoring a huge expedition to try and reason why in the Amazon a certain parrot species is fighting for its life to avoid extinction. 'For some reason their population has dramatically diminished in this area,' stated Professor Polly Anna. 'We must know to help our Earth and the survival of all species.' 'Knowledge is power!'

 

[jeff of pa]

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and the University just announced it is now sponsoring a huge expedition to try and reason why in the Amazon a certain parrot species is fighting for its life to avoid extinction. 'For some reason their population has dramatically diminished in this area,' stated Professor Polly Anna. 'We must know to help our Earth and the survival of all species.' 'Knowledge is power!'

it's called Evolution. it can't be stopped.

which came first the chicken or the egg ?

the chicken of course. it was hatched from the egg of another now extict species.

Sorry things don't just survive because some animal rights nut thinks they are pretty.

People were once born with a large appendix these people are now close to extinction if not extict already

 

[beepbeepin]

The weather man can't predict the weather correctly for the next week, but yet we are sitting here talking about predicting global warming from cooking food on rocks? Hello? Crazy? Maybe it's me

 

[bigscoop]

The weather man can't predict the weather correctly for the next week, but yet we are sitting here talking about predicting global warming from cooking food on rocks? Hello? Crazy? Maybe it's me

They've also used eggs with similar results.

 

[UncleMatt]

Red Rock Canyon, Nevada:

Three students from the University of Nevada have possibly devised an ingenuous method to record the increasing heat rate of the earth's outer crust. Conducting routine test since the summer of 2008 the three students have concluded that the peak temperature of the earth's crust during it's yearly cycle has increased by nearly twenty degrees over the past four years. According to Steven Berger, one of the team's participants, "In 2008 we could only cook the steak to rare, this year, however, we were able to achieve medium rare." Scientist studying the the effects of global warning are now sighting this new evidence as more proof that Global Warming is real. Said Morris Sunburn, "In fact, I am certain that this latest evidence will cause a sharp increase in sales of my newly designed solar kitchens."

Was there a link to post for this story? So we can "trust but verify"?

 

[bigscoop]

it's called Evolution. it can't be stopped.

which came first the chicken or the egg ?

the chicken of course. it was hatched from the egg of another now extict species.

Sorry things don't just survive because some animal rights nut thinks they are pretty.

People were once born with a large appendix these people are now close to extinction if not extict already

Actually, since our language and history and our ability to communicate has grown much larger and complex through evolution, so has the over all appendix.

 

[bigscoop]

Was there a link to post for this story? So we can "trust but verify"?

What's not to believe. It's in print form, so it must be true. Right?

 

[Chadeaux]

Besides, they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true . . . Didn't you know that?

 

[Rebel - KGC]

We once had a tail, too...

 

[mamabear]

Well, duh. didn't ya'll listen to Al Gore? I mean, like, really?