No Fly Lists

[spartacus53]

What can I say, but from great minds, come great ideas. I have finally resolved the issue of "No Fly Lists". It was so simple I should have thought of this a long time ago.

Effective Aug 1, 2010 all nations must add everyone to their no fly list. You want to travel? We still have cars, buses, trains, bicycles, and boats to get around in. OK, it may take a little longer, but we'll all be safer in the long run.

Problem solved....

NEXT.............................

 

[jeff of pa]

I Must be on a no fly list
havn't seen any in my house this year

 

[stefen]

Dated a gal that was afraid of flies....until she opened one

 

[hammered]

Dated a gal that was afraid of flies....until she opened one

 

[GopherDaGold]

Dated a gal that was afraid of flies....until she opened one

Mine wasn't afraid until AFTER she opened.... hahahaha, never mind.

 

[spartacus53]

Dated a gal that was afraid of flies....until she opened one

Mine wasn't afraid until AFTER she opened.... hahahaha, never mind.

There you go

 

[stefen]

Its hard to be humble

 

[vibes]

let me know when you boys are done w/ your "fly measuring" contest :P

 

[bigscoop]

Dated a gal that was afraid of flies....until she opened one

I dated a gal that wasn't afraid of flies until she opened mine.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

The fishermen will be pissed...

 

[GopherDaGold]

Guess we're not done yet, vibes.

 

[ivan salis]

barbless flies - ? -- humm is that a "fixed" fly

 

[Frankn]

How about if all gals wear mens pants then they could take every one off the NO FLY list!!

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[stefen]

How about if all gals wear mens pants then they could take every one off the NO FLY list!!

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How'd that joke go...

A newlywed man told his new wife to try his pants on...
She said that were too large and here, try mine on...
He said he couldn't get into them...
And she replied back...remember that the next time

 

[diggummup]