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For all Jerseyites......... past, present and wannabes:





New Jersey is a peninsula.

Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.

New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas

New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.

New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq MI.) than Havana, Cuba.

New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.

New Jersey has the highest cost of living.

New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.

New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.

New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."

New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.

Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.

North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.

The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.

New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous:
Asbury Park , Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, and Cape May.

New Jersey has the most stringent testing along its coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.

New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.

Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.

New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production
(and here you thought Massachusetts?)

Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.

New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.

New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.

New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (Newark Liberty International)

George Washington slept there.

Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington ...

The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ , laboratory.

New Jersey also boasts the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs (Roselle).

The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.

The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from

Keyport, NJ.

The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ

New Jersey was home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.

The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.

And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.

New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.

The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains

New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ !!!)

New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City

The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.

New Jersey built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).

The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.

The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).

The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but they're all gone now!).

New Jersey is home to both of " NEW YORK 'S" pro football teams!

The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.

The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.

All New Jersey natives:

Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilyn McCoo,
Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Zack Braff, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Joe DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm. Halsey Jr., Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Thomas (Wendy's),
William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly Ripa, and, of course,

Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.

The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the 2nd highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US.

You know you're from Jersey when... You don't think of fruit when people mention
:headbang:"The Oranges."

You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.

A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

At least three people in your family still love

Bruce Springsteen, and

you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey --there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."

You know how to properly negotiate a circle.

You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.

You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try ...Mexico …York ...Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).

You know that a " White Castle " is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.

You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich

a sacrilege.

You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different." Yes they are!

You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton --that's for

out-of-staters.

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.

You know the location of every clip shown in the

Sopranos opening credits.

You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.

You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.

It can be no other way.

You weren't raised in New Jersey --you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state

You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys,

Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.

You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.

You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally ...

You've NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,

EVER pumped your own gas.


Yes, I am from New Jersey!! :headbang:
 

I don't know if I'da told that ...................
From a pro driver's standpoint : The only reason NY City doesn't float out into the ocean is because
Joisey sucks ;D

Just pullin your chain , my friend . Met many great folks in your state .
Jim
 

I drove through jersey a few years ago and flipped the most birds in all my life.....Cause of safety reasons for havin the family aboard, And avoidin a speedin ticket. I set the cruise on the speed limit and followed it. I thought I was at a superspeedway dang near gettin bump drafted. I kept hollerin come down home to wv and I'll put yuh in the wall yuh maniac. ;D
 

Iowa, yeah...always will be from there. But I like Illinois..it's different.

I stopped counting how many of these describe me...too many of 'em.

you are from a town that has nearly as many churches and bars as houses.
you bought a case of beer in one of those little towns when you were 16.
you live in a beautiful old house with transparent plastic sheeting over the storm windows.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means driving through the Amanas, going to Adventureland or Okoboji.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
Snow tires are standard on your car.
You "go into town"
You have no concept of public transportation.
The only reason you go to Missouri is for fireworks
You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out in March, but bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60 degrees.
You have gone trick-or-treating in 2 feet of snow.
You "warsh" your clothes.
State Wresting was a big deal at your high school
You measure distance in minutes
The nearest Gap and Ann Taylor are at least 90 minutes away
Down south to you means Missouri
You know several people who have hit a deer
You were allowed to get a "school permit" to drive at age 14 if you lived more than a mile from school
You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Moines"
You could play "Iowa Bingo" with county road names when traveling from town to town (C65, D15, P36, N19, etc.)
You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
Your school classes were canceled because of cold
Your school classes were canceled because of heat
You know what "Hawks" and "Clones" are.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July
Stores don't have bags, they have sacks
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable
Detassling was your first job
You've ever been on a "Geode Hunt"
Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice
You say catty wampes instead of kitty-corner
You learn your pickup will run without a muffler
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows
You drink "pop."
When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different."
Going to Target is your idea of FUN
Being a bit younger, you remember Terry Branstad as governor the whole time you were growing up.
You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.
People from other states love to hear you say "Iowa" and other words with "Os" in them.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what the numbers I-80, 280 and 380 mean
You know what "cow tipping" is
 

truckinbutch said:
I don't know if I'da told that ...................
From a pro driver's standpoint : The only reason NY City doesn't float out into the ocean is because
Joisey sucks ;D

Just pullin your chain , my friend . Met many great folks in your state .
Jim

You do have a point there. Between NY & NJ, both are vying for last place in the US. I know for a fact because I lived in NY. Funny thing when growing up in The Bronx, we noticed that the birds all flew upside down, and not many people knew about that fact. We later learned in school the reason was there was nothing worth dumping on here :laughing9:

Poorhunter78 I feel for you. We treat our roads like the Autobahn, if you want to do the speed limit stay on the shoulder ;D Truckinbutch will tell you the same, it's every man for himself on the roads

My buddy AP, I have no choice but to live in NJ. No other state will have me at this point, but I am allowed to visit other states so long as I have a chaparone.

Bigdan, seems like all of our great states have something to brag about :icon_thumleft:
 

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