One odd find

[1320]

Just about crapped myself on this one! I wish I would have had my Fitbit on when I first saw it, whew! I have no idea what to do with her but there’s no way I was gonna leave her behind...lol

 

[lookingharder]

The perfect mate. Wont talk much, wont grab any rings you find. Wont ever say "you going out to look for someones old garbage again" You can put her in the closet when you want to watch the ball game.

 

[kingskid1611]

Where did you find her hanging out?

 

[smokeythecat]

Hate to tell you but her head is missing.

 

[1320]

The perfect mate. Wont talk much, wont grab any rings you find. Wont ever say "you going out to look for someones old garbage again" You can put her in the closet when you want to watch the ball game.

Lmao!

 

[1320]

Hate to tell you but her head is missing.

Ironically, I have another dumpster find from last year that will compliment her, stay tuned!

 

[mendoAu]

Just wondering, did you have to leave her lower half hanging out the trunk on the way home? Drivers license, registration and proof of insurance please......

 

[1320]

Gave her some personality...lol. What name should we give her?!

 

[MotherOfGeeks]

How about Venus?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo

 

[1320]

Venus it is, they are strikingly similar! She hasn’t said much but she seems to like mudding..lol

 

[mike b]

Odd ? In what way? Doesn't everybody have one ?

 

[Wudnut]

Think positive, she wont ask for alimony, second thought she will still find a way to drain your wallet..

 

[davest]

I dated her in 1978. She hasn't changed a bit.

 

[lairmo]

Venus it is, they are strikingly similar! She hasn’t said much but she seems to like mudding..lol

Only problem I see is that you can't say "here hold my beer and watch this"...lol

 

[smokeythecat]

Just make sure you don't try taking her in the HOV lane on the highway.

 

[civil_war22]

Why does she look pregnant? There better some good explanation for this

 

[1320]

Why does she look pregnant? There better some good explanation for this

Well, I do believe the mail man stopped by twice one day.....hmmmm.

 

[tokameel]

Gave her some personality...lol. What name should we give her?!

Put some clothing on it. Then fold her (that may require the amputation of her legs) then put it in the passenger seat of your car.

Bingo! You are now all set for the 'Car Pool Lane'.

 

[uglymailman]

Get rid of her. Even if she won't talk or take your stuff she's still gonna look at you accusingly.
good luck.

 

[1320]

Get rid of her. Even if she won't talk or take your stuff she's still gonna look at you accusingly.
good luck.

Trying to teach her how to make a sammich....she just keeps giving me that blank stare....lol