Origin of the White Wedding Dress

[savant365]

A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[stefen]

I sat in the ER this morning holding a bag of ice to my privates...

Guess who has a limited sense of humor

 

[truckinbutch]

I sat in the ER this morning holding a bag of ice to my privates...

Guess who has a limited sense of humor

The person you shared this with while within her physical contact zone ?

 

[stefen]

Kazam

 

[sniffer]

next time try frozen peas, they form a lot better. LOL

 

[stefen]

Never been kicked in the frozen peas before

 

[sniffer]

just remember, more peas, means more hurt. LOL

 

[stefen]

Peroni's?