PETA Launches Anti-Santa Attack Ads

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NORFOLK, VA (CAP) - In a campaign launching this week, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is attacking Santa Claus for his fur-lined suit and his abuse of flying reindeer, among other infractions.

"What's the message that Santa Claus is sending to the children of the world?" asked PETA spokesman Dan Sharon. "That it's OK to slaughter baby seals and polar bears, skin them alive and use their fur to line your stupid red suit."

"And why do I doubt those reindeer feel like pulling his fat, fur-lined ass around the world in one night?" he asked. "Although I'm sure he shows his gratitude to Rudolph and his friends, probably by mounting their heads on the wall and eating their flesh for Christmas dinner."

The first round of ads, to appear in such children's magazines as Highlights, Ranger Rick and Cricket, will feature actress Scarlett Johansson in front of a Santa Claus kiosk at a mall, nude except for several sprigs of mistletoe and holly obscuring her private areas.

The tagline will read, "I'd rather go naked than sit on that lap!"


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I thought PETA stood for" People- Eating -Tasty -Animals"
 
Coming from another forum and trying to explain why celebrity endorsements are bull....

Why do we follow causes when celebrities endorse them?

Your input is needed.

Thanx.
 
GOOD GOD.............. People are freakin morons. Waaaaay too much time on their hands.
Lighten up for crying out loud.
 
I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, and all.
But, these people (imo) are ridiculous.
 
I think most of the peta people just need to get " lucky " on a regular bases ( if you know what I mean )..

;D ;D ;D ;D

PLL
 
hey lets face it God made some mistakes creating some of us
 
AnimalsTasteGood.jpg
 
hahaha!
dur.....
i just noticed this was comedy central.
'scuse my prior post :)
 

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