Pick-up lines given, or recieved

[spartacus53]

Although I don't use pick-up lines I do love to hear them. If a line is funny it can always be turned into a story that may be more interesting to the listener.

My example: "I'll peel you like a grape"

You really have to be careful how you use this line as they could lead to a slap in the face Unfortunately this one does have a limit on who it can be used on. The party must be wearing either green or purple.

If you have been talking to someone sporting the above mentioned colors you may want to try the following. After sometime into your conversation you can see if they have a sense of humor, or just seem to be a good sport. Only then may you be able to pull this line off. I have used it several times and other lines that are similar, but you best make sure that your delivery has perfect timing and tone, otherwise you will be sporting a good slap mark.

Again, only after talking to someone for a while, you already know if you have their interest, or not. If you don't know how to read the signs, you shouldn't be talking to them to begin with. Once I can see the person is comfortable with my humor, I will just get them of guard. You change the subject by commenting how good that color looks on them. After they say thank you, you just add, "If you were my woman, I'd peel you like a grape". It just sounds too funny not to laugh, well at least to me it does.

Remember, it's all in the delivery. Telling a woman, "You make my blood boil" is not cute; but if you say, "You make my blood burl", that will make them smile

So, what lines can you feed me?

 

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[GopherDaGold]

"Hey cutie, didn't we go to separate schools together?"

 

[spartacus53]

"Hey cutie, didn't we go to separate schools together?"

Note: always use the word different, it flows better.

Another fun one is "You look exactly like ( Insert name ) but different

 

[dogbeak]

me: Are your leggs tired ?
her: No
me: They should be.... you've been running though my mind all day!

 

[Rooter]

Some cheezy ones.

Q:You know what would look good on you?
A: Me

Q: Are you from Nashville? Cause your the only 10-I-see


Q: Is it you or is it hot in here?

 

[savant365]

Funny topic lol. The only one I have ever used (and it worked) was very simple:

"WOW! You have beautiful eyes!"

It didn't work every time but it sure got thier attention for the next few minutes so I could try to close the deal. Once you get thier attention then you have to turn on the charm and let them see your self confidence. You have to be very careful at this point though not to come off arrogant or cocky, but if you're not sure of yourself she's not gonna be either.

I remember a few but they sound way to corny to have ever actually worked,

Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

 

[vibes]

This one was used on me and it STILL makes me cringe, in the worst way!

"I see my unborn children in your eyes"

Gawd.

 

[spartacus53]

This one was used on me and it STILL makes me cringe, in the worst way!

"I see my unborn children in your eyes"

Gawd.

That was you

PS.... Do you ever wear green, or purple

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

The correct line is: How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, fried, or fertilized ??

 

[truckinbutch]

In total awe and admiration , I asked a lovely lady for a formal date :
Take in the first showing of what was touted to be a great movie , go to a fine restaurant afterward ,
followed by a visit to a popular local club .
I swore to treat her as a gentleman should the entire evening and deliver her to her door at the end of
the evening , chaste , and end the evening with a kiss from her at the door .
Her response was ,"You FOOL ! You just talked yourself out of one hell of a date !"

 

[Chug And Red]

my ex husband's was....I'm having a baby elephant, wanna see the trunk? OMG lame!!!!! Guess that's why he is an ex! Red

 

[leefields]

dont laugh....it worked...

saw a beautiful girl at a local eating establishment....KFC...
we caught eyes a few times and i just handed her a napkin....

i had written ....Dinner and Movie anytime....with my name and number...she called a few hours later....

next evening it was a frozen dinner from the local supermarket (Europa) and it was cold and nasty...so we went to Burger King...then a local movie house to see the movie "English Patient"

this was all in London while i was stationed overseas on the corner across from Baker St. station....

we married about 6 years later....it took me that long to convince her that i was one of the Good Guys...i have been smilin since...8 years now....

 

[spartacus53]

my ex husband's was....I'm having a baby elephant, wanna see the trunk? OMG lame!!!!! Guess that's why he is an ex! Red

That ranks right up there with the one eared elephant.. There is nothing there to even work with, no wonder he's an ex I guess another all time favorite of the ladies is, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

i had written ....Dinner and Movie anytime....with my name and number...she called a few hours later....

then a local movie house to see the movie "English Patient"

Now that was a cute story Only problem, I would have fallen asleep during that movie like I did the first time I saw it

 

[trikikiwi]

on a local radio station advertising something or other, probably advertising

(Not) Good pick up lines,

Deep Voice -
"I hope you know CPR, 'cos you take my breath away!!"

"My name is Mr Right, I heard you woz lookin' for me!"

 

[packerbacker]

Her: "Why do you keep staring at me?"
Me: "I don't need your permission to fantasize about you do I?"

 

[TheHarleyMan2]

Going out near a military installation.

Woman; So are you in the military?

Me; No, I just wear a high and tight hair cut so people will think I am in the service! Geesh!

 

[onfire]

I'm looking for a plumbers daughter with good connections

 

[RGINN]

I know all the bad ones that sound good to me at about 2 am, and I know some good ones in Spanish, all of them way more better than so far posted. I'm married again now, but guys the absolute best opening line is 'Hi, how are you?' Just a simple 'how's it goin' and they'll talk to you or not, move on if they don't and don't be a bother. I don't do that sort of thing no more, but I should post some of the ones that I used years ago....no, no way!

 

[spartacus53]

I don't do that sort of thing no more, but I should post some of the ones that I used years ago....no, no way!

Yea, thanks for the teaser Now you know you should be posting these little gems as you have whetted everyone's appetite. So please, let's here perhaps two of them. Afterall this is all in good fun.

 

[truckinbutch]

Led a heifer down the road to a neighbor's farm for her to meet their bull . Neighbor's 14yr old daughter was waiting to open the gate to the bull pen . I was 15 .
Released the heifer into the pen , she closed the gate and climbed up on the top fence rail to watch the proceedings .
Bull knew who he was and the heifer was willing . I couldn't help but notice from my position how the back of her jeans had filled out to the point of her Copenhagen can in the back pocket being WELL
defined .
"Boy !",I remarked,"I sure wish I was doin that ."
She looked over her shoulder with a look of disdain and said ,
"Go ahead ! It is your heifer !"

 

[leefields]

"Boy !",I remarked,"I sure wish I was doin that ."
She looked over her shoulder with a look of disdain and said ,
"Go ahead ! It is your heifer !"

that is funny.....