Pick-up lines given, or recieved

[spartacus53]

"Boy !",I remarked,"I sure wish I was doin that ."
She looked over her shoulder with a look of disdain and said ,
"Go ahead ! It is your heifer !"

that is funny.....

I greee, and I would hate to be on the receiving end of that one.. Ouch... I will also say, that I love her sense of humor and that is a keeper.

 

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[Dano Sverige]

It's an old variation on the guy goes home with girl,sat having a drink and her dog starts licking his nuts. Guy says "hmm wish i could do that."
Girl says "give him a cookie and he'll let you!"

 

[truckinbutch]

No variation ,Dano . Actually happened in 1965 . The girl still lives on the farm adjoining ours and it is
something we still laugh about at social gatherings .

 

[mamabear]

I lived in Maui in the 70s & went to our local food co-op which was quite the cosmic cutie hang out. one day this tanned, blond haired "cutie" came up to me & said, "I think we've lived past lives together" he figured that would get me to go home with him. I pulled out my hershys choc bar, & a coke (both known evils) & he was gone. now I think I would say, "yes! didn't I kill you once already)? would have been a lot more fun.

 

[Frankn]

When I was taking a Physiology course in college, the subject of pickup lines emerged. The prof. said when an unknown pops up it boils down to the fight or flight syndrome. The easyest way around it is to remove the unknown factor by being introduced by a mutual friend. The "friend" can be a common object such as a book. Oh that's XXXX did you get to the part where XXXX. That line is a 100%er unless you are a real dud. The common object can be a book, a car, an icecream flavor or practally any thing else. If she's interested in the least bit the conversation will carry on! Well I didn't spend my whole time studying engineering!!

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[spartacus53]

After reading a post on cigarette smoking today, I remembered this little one line. Sometimes it's not about the line, but the delivery, even if it sounds nasty, it will get their attention. This is for all of you cigarette smoker's out there.

"Kissing me is like licking an ashtray."

The thought is revolting, but still funny as all get out to see their expressions. Then again, look what I'm working with..... Me!!!!

 

[stefen]

If you're hitting on a gay guy sitting at a bar ...might try asking if you can push his stool in

 

[Monty]

After a few minutes of talking with a young lady I could always feel if there was any electricity between us. If so, I never had to say much of anything. Just stay sober and treat her like she was the only woman in the room. I did misread once when I met one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Years later after we were both married and had kids I saw her at a coffee shop and went by to say hello. She asked me why I never called her and she said she had a big crush on me! So it didn't always work.

When I was a cop there was a lot of groupies you had to watch out for. Badges and uniforms get a lot of women but a lot of those women wind up getting badges and cops too! That's what a wise old Sarge once told me and it was true.

I never was a Romeo so it didn't bother me to strike out. Monty

 

[stefen]

Met my current wife in the lobby of a restaurant...she was single and couples always seem to get seated first...and singles get seated last..

She was reading a book, deeply concentrating...

Said hello and asked if she was waiting for a single seating...then asked if she'd care sharing so we'd get seated sooner...

Married 8 years later...

Food was pretty good too as I recall

 

[spartacus53]

To this day, I will still say to a complete female stranger, "We are forbidden to love; because we would make beautiful babies." May not sound like much to you, but it does get ones attention

 

[cesarnono13]

Girl In Class: So what're you doing today.

Me: You, If you're lucky.

Girl: *smiles*

True story

 

[trikikiwi]

To this day, I will still say to a complete female stranger, "We are forbidden to love; because we would make beautiful babies." May not sound like much to you, but it does get ones attention

.. or perhaps, arrested?

 

[spartacus53]

To this day, I will still say to a complete female stranger, "We are forbidden to love; because we would make beautiful babies." May not sound like much to you, but it does get ones attention

.. or perhaps, arrested?

Maybe in some other countries, but not in the USA... You're basically telling someone, that although you may be tempted, it will never come to pass. That is the beauty behind that line

trikikiwi, you have my permission to use it and if you ever have a problem you can call me 24/7 (908) 555-1212