Pinch my nipples

Chug And Red

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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!
'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!
'

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

:laughing7: Red

 

Keep that in mind , Chug .

Always On My Mind!!!! My Back went South And red Is Over there <<<< And I have been off work for three Days!!! They Worst Part was Every day Was Nice Enought To Go Out Hunting!!!:BangHead:
 

Can you imagine what that lady would have said if she was returning a cat to the Animal Shelter...8-)
 

Can you imagine what that lady would have said if she was returning a cat to the Animal Shelter...8-)
Good thing I was Eating Instead Of Drinking Chug Less Cleaning of the Screen and Key board Chug
 

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