Profound Statements

[greydigger]

Shut up Old Dog.
Is a secret.


Nice post.

 

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[Old Dog]

Shut up Old Dog.
Is a secret.


Nice post.

Sorry

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."
-> Clarence Darrow

 

[Mental Granny]

Old Dog loved the post I am going to make copies and give it to my daugther, her husband and there friends!

 

[Mental Granny]

I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more! .... 6 year old

 

[greydigger]

Old Dog, I didn't mean it. Was a great post.


"When you're a kid, it's nice to have a dog under the dinner table. "
(even my dog didn't like broccoli and what he wouldn't eat I wouldn't either)

Napkins make good hiding spots for unwanted food.

 

[cheese]

Measure it with a micrometer, cut it with an axe.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent - Elanor Roosevelt

If asteroids are in the hemisphere, Where are hemmoroids?

getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative...

If you have half a brain, you're 50% stupider than me.

I know I'm talking like an idiot, but it's the only way my wife understands me.

Smoking doesn't kill....it's the stopping of the heart that does you in.

Were George Washington's teeth made from that cherry tree?

 

[Mental Granny]

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your glass of milk.

 

[Old Dog]

Old Dog, I didn't mean it. Was a great post.


"When you're a kid, it's nice to have a dog under the dinner table. "
(even my dog didn't like broccoli and what he wouldn't eat I wouldn't either)

Napkins make good hiding spots for unwanted food.

The bottom inch or so of a glass of milk works wel a couple of times...
till Mom catches on and insists you "At least drink your milk"

LOL
Thom

 

[Mental Granny]

LOL! How true!

 

[greydigger]

"Adversity builds character" but it's a bummer to go through.

 

[Mental Granny]

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn!

 

[levis_dad]

If you have half a brain, you're 50% stupider than me.


I want this for a bumper sticker...that is hysterical

 

[Monty]

"The United States is the only country that ever drove to the poor house in an automobile". Will Rogers regarding the depression.
"Good must have loved poor people or he wouldn't have made so many of them". Ditto

Monty

 

[Mental Granny]

Dont do anything that wouldn't make your mother proud!

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

levis_dad,

That one reminds me of this one:

"If you had twice as many brains, you would make you a half-wit"

(saw that on the back of a tractor-trailer - on the other side was "Don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-SH!T)

B

 

[stefen]

call 1-800-EAT-

When I stop laughing, I'll respond

 

[ClonedSIM]

Re: Profound Statements/Questions

2. Why is there braille writing on drive-through ATM machines?

This one has always bugged the heck out of me!!!!

WHY??

federal law - the only explanation for three-quarters of the stupid things you run into. siegfried schlagrule

 

[greydigger]

Mrs.O I don't know how that got by the censors but have seen it before.

Fudds First Law : If you push something hard enough it will fall over.

 

[J.P.]

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
-George W. Bush

 

[Old Dog]

Cleaning a house with growing children is a lot like ...

shoveling a sidewalk before it stops snowing.