Profound Statements

[Ray S S]

Make new friends,

But keep the old,

One is SILVER,

The other is GOLD

 

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[Mental Granny]

At the Sharper Image Store I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

 

[dingode]

Said by one of our illustious elected representitives about the bail out.

"This bill wil do one of three things. Looose money, break even, or make money"

He's a genius.

 

[rmptr]

If you have children you will live forever.

I just recently read something about Genghis Khan...
With the advent of DNA testing, someone decided to do a large scale experiment
across eastern Europe and determined over 16 million could trace their ancestry back to Genghis Kahn.

I'll just stop there...

rmptr

 

[rmptr]

Dingode... Yah, ain't they great?

 

[greydigger]

We have the best politicians money can buy .

rmptr, I like yer new avatar better. I am worried.

 

[trikikiwi]

My son gave me a book for Father's Day, a year or so ago, when he was 16 - 17
"The Essence of Wisdom"
and on Page 1, it poses the big question
If I may quote His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, once again

"In the past, the respect people had for religion meant that ethical practice was maintained through a majority following one religion or another. But this is no longer the case. We must therefore find some other way of establishing basic ethical principles."

Who can disagree to that? And what is the answer??
Mike

The other 119 pages of wisdom are also worth reading

 

[stefen]

Men are on this planet because vibrators cannot buy drinks.

 

[MEinWV]

When the bottom falls out of your world, take Ex-lax............And let the world fall out of your bottom.

 

[NEAL]

sell.

 

[Blacksheep]

You cant bull*hit a bull*hitter...

 

[mpostma]

Whoever said Money can't buy happiness was obviously broke...

Not really, just trying to justify stiffing me on a bill owed!

 

[rmptr]

You cant bull*hit a bull*hitter...

True,

But you can whack a wuppie!

 

[Old Dog]

The reason they hold elections in November ...

Probably because it's the best season to pick out a turkey

 

[MEinWV]

1. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets!

2. If your gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough!

3. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

4. Halitosis is better than no breath at all!

 

[greydigger]

I like some of Maddens sayings.

You can't win a game without moving the football forward.

 

[levis_dad]

Never take Ex-Lax and a sleeping pill on the same night.

 

[Mental Granny]

Give yourself a year and read the Bible cover to cover!

 

[stefen]

Never take Ex-Lax and a sleeping pill on the same night.

That would be a big OOPS

 

[mpostma]

Ahhh Stefan, I think you mean big P OOps?
Mark