Profound Statements

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

TOUCHE" my bosom buddy ORO. NYAH Beth ! he he he

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

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[greydigger]

if you push something hard enough it will fall over

 

[theloadroom]

Ya can't tell how far a frog will jump by lookin at him.

 

[Mental Granny]

Dont take yourself so seriously, no one else does

 

[stefen]

AA Battery need recharging

 

[Monty]

Military: Hurry up and wait.

Yogi Berra: Dejavu all over again. A hundred percent of people are 50% wrong....and several other revelations.

Literary Poetry: Thirty days has April, June, September and November. All the rest have peanut butter, except grandma and she rides a bicycle.

Commentary: Will Rogers: (Being razzed and called an OKie) When all the Okies went to California the IQ of both states was raised several points.

 

[SandFiddler]

It's better to be pi$$ed off than to be pi$$ed on.

 

[FireRescue]

"Never underestimate the power of idiots in large groups."
Remark heard from someone watching the democratic national convention

 

[truckinbutch]

DUH,does a fat baby fart!

 

[greydigger]

a rolling stone is an old guy

 

[Mental Granny]

An old guy with broken bones from falling out of trees!

 

[mastereagle22]

When utilizing a metal detector to hunt for objects, one will most usually find metal objects.

 

[Monty]

"That sure is a quiet weedeater". Ha Ha!

To self: Yeh and you are a complete idiot!

M nty

 

[Old Dog]

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ' Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

 

[Old Dog]

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.'
- George Burns

 

[PBK]

"You can't stop the birds from flying over your head, but you don't have to let them build a nest in your hair." — Martin Luther

 

[PBK]

Let's just pretend we are all normal for a second ...

I'll pass.

 

[stefen]

Let's just pretend we are all normal for a second ...

I'll pass.

Some of us don't need to pretend

 

[Mental Granny]

What is normal?

 

[Old Dog]

Let's just pretend we are all normal for a second ...

That's about all the normal time I get in a day Nick.

Any more than that and I am racing some mutant, wild looking rats.

LOL
Thom