imafishingnutt
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- Sep 30, 2007
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DOG STORY
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Skeeter our New Hunting dog and was standing in line about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was,
"What is your first sign lady?" but decided to go with it. So, on impulse, I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was going to start the Purina weight loss Diet again.
I told her I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I did lose 50 pounds before I woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet because the way it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, to say the least.
Totally Horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore.
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Skeeter our New Hunting dog and was standing in line about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was,
"What is your first sign lady?" but decided to go with it. So, on impulse, I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was going to start the Purina weight loss Diet again.
I told her I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I did lose 50 pounds before I woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet because the way it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, to say the least.
Totally Horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore.
