RANDOM CHAT THREAD - Chat about anything or just hang out - ALL are welcome.

[WannaDig3687]

Lol, RC! You'll get him to Don Juan level yet!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They’re going to call her Old Spice.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife…
A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife…
A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

I thought you said a couple of jokes?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Have you ever had one of those "fog" days? You know, the days when you feel tired, or "off" and when someone talks to you, you just say, "huh?" I am having one of those days now. I haven't had a good nights sleep in three days, plus all the traveling I did yesterday.

My mom and I went to town today to pick up some things. She dropped me off at the grocery store to pick up food, while she drove across town to pick up some paperwork. I meandered to the Vegetable section, and proceeded to pick out cucumbers. Out of nowhere, this blonde girl, comes up to me, and says, "do you go to ------- school?" I stood there for about five seconds, probably looking like a total idiot, and said, "Do I know you?" (that's face-palm worthy)

She smiled, and said "Well I don't know you, I just wanted to know if you go to my school". "What school?" I said. I sound like a big idiot now.

"You know, the one down the road!" she said. I summed the conversation up by saying, "Oh. I don't go to school" and with that, I went to grab some tomatoes, lol!

I am home schooled.

All I can say about the above conversation is, wow, what an idiot I must have appeared, lol!

No offense but I actually cringed Was she pretty?That poor girl must think you are a tad challenged

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

https://m.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl

 

[ARC]

Morning peeps.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Top of the morning to the whole crew. Today is our last outing to our stamp club before shutting down for the summer.

Hopefully get to liquidate some extra stamps and make a bit of pocket change for my troubles.

 

[bill from lachine]

RR,

I see the guys are rallying around with advice on dealing with the fairer sex. Lots of good advice so far another option is joining a group where there'll be a good mix of people say a cycling club. That gives you a chance to interact with different people sharing a common interest.

It should help and there might even be some athletic young ladies in the mix.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Good morning, ARC, Bill, and anyone else lurking about.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I thought you said a couple of jokes?

I lied.

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Top of the morning young lady.

 

[Rookster]

Good morning folks.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Rusty, please let me give you my two cents.

This young lady obviously took a shine to you, or else she wouldn't have approached you. Chances are, you will see her again, since it was at your local store. It will be your turn to approach her. Don't let your first encounter haunt you. Ask her, "Aren't you the girl that asked if I went to _________ school?"
Then tell her the truth. Something like this: "I'm sorry. I was a little foggy that day. You see, I just got back from a road trip and had very little sleep." Then proceed to tell her about your adventure and let your excitement show concerning your finds and your hobby. Carry around something cool like a button or a point. Have it ready to show and tell her the history. Let her see how much you know about history. You might end up with a hunting partner.

 

[bill from lachine]

Top of the morning rook.

Good morning folks.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I was rudely interrupted by sleep last night. I have one more joke, just to help balance things out a little.

How are men like noodles?
They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Bill, good luck at your stamp collectors club. Don't "stick" it to them too bad.

 

[WannaDig3687]

We were going to venture over to the big creek and take more pics of the tornado ravaged trees. Not sure now. It is already raining. It wasn't supposed to start until this afternoon.

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Thanks for the chuckles....

Bill, good luck at your stamp collectors club. Don't "stick" it to them too bad.