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[Oddjob]

Folks,

Rescued tigers first swim.

Bet she has never been in the bush with only her feet, side arm and a long gun whilst a cat is deciding if it would be easier to snatch you up or one of a few thousand camels some nomads are pushing to market.

Damn cats have a way of really screwing up an entire tour; just as you think it was going to be another day, kitty appears.

First thing goes through your head, man I was not trained for this crap, and first thing goes through your head after kitty is dropped is, man I wonder exactly how classified this op is, will it be another no customs flight or not.

 

[Oddjob]

Forgot to mention, sharks, yeah they can kiss myass too.

Feel like we have a repeating theme here that started back on like page 90 or something.

My list of everything that needs to be dropped in this order; human traffickers, big cats, sharks, terrorist and government profiteers.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Good to see you back, oddjob.

 

[Oddjob]

Man I could go for some nachos right about now.

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

He's back and he's grouchie.....lol.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Well, he's hungry.

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Time to send him some of your famous brownies or whatever other goodies you have on hand before he starts shooting all of us....

 

[Oddjob]

Good to see you back, oddjob.

Yeah, I am here and there. Still kicking my self that I agreed to take this job; would rather be in the bush dealing with tards, hell even a big cat would be an upgrade. Least I can shoot a big cat or make tards head soft like a wet nerf ball.

Guess what I am hinting at is if you ever retire twice, far from hurting for money, ever; and then one day a mate of yours say hey man, I need a favor.

Just hang up the phone, go hitch up your trailer, stick a few grand in an envelop, through the mower in the truck, grab your gloves and mulcher and just show up. When you get there, before he can speak just let him know that you are retired, so if he does not need cash, help moving, hauling hay, cutting or mulching up whom ever he has cooling off in his deep freezer, then you can not help cause your going fishing.

Did I mention this job sucks.

 

[Oddjob]

WD,

Time to send him some of your famous brownies or whatever other goodies you have on hand before he starts shooting all of us....

Thats not going to happen mate; but its 0300 hours right now, I had gone to bed and some tardo calls me and starts the conversation with good I am glad your up.

Like really, if he where to walk up on me sleeping at this hour, only thing on his mind would be, I better not get him up.

Best part is he called to let me know he was sending me some paper work I needed to sign. Well its been an hour and still nothing, called him up and he says he will stop by the office after lunch and send it to me. Really, then why call me.

 

[holepuncher]

holepuncher,

Welcome aboard and don't be shy to post up....heck Tom hasn't bit anyone recently so you should be safe....

I don’t mind the biting if my hair gets pulled.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I think I better give him all I got!

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Yeah that should do the trick.....looks like Oddjob is stuck in a dirty job he don't want save some of those munchies for this guy....lol.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I don’t mind the biting if my hair gets pulled.

Well, make sure your shots are up to date.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I dug about 22-25 holes in my yard this morning. 4 nails, 1/2 of a horse shoe, 1 coke can, the rest rusty IDKs and fence. So, I gave up and went and got the 3 year old grandson and Mr WD got the 2 older ones. We are Super grandma and grandpa tonight. Uh, Super Grandpa is snoring in his recliner.

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Those grandkids will keep you in tiptop shape...

 

[KEYSHUNTER]

well I use stand your ground rule as polite welcome in my HOME when …….WELL

 

[WannaDig3687]

WD,

Those grandkids will keep you in tiptop shape...

If I kept the 3 little ones they would do me in. The one I kept is a middle child and he gets less attention. His older brother IMO is ADHD and/or autistic. And then the baby is, well a baby. So, I snagged him up for the night.

 

[bill from lachine]

Oddjob,

Well you can always shoot up some bad guys.

Yeah, I am here and there. Still kicking my self that I agreed to take this job; would rather be in the bush dealing with tards, hell even a big cat would be an upgrade. Least I can shoot a big cat or make tards head soft like a wet nerf ball.

Guess what I am hinting at is if you ever retire twice, far from hurting for money, ever; and then one day a mate of yours say hey man, I need a favor.

Just hang up the phone, go hitch up your trailer, stick a few grand in an envelop, through the mower in the truck, grab your gloves and mulcher and just show up. When you get there, before he can speak just let him know that you are retired, so if he does not need cash, help moving, hauling hay, cutting or mulching up whom ever he has cooling off in his deep freezer, then you can not help cause your going fishing.

Did I mention this job sucks.

 

[WannaDig3687]

well I use stand your ground rule as polite welcome in my HOME when …….WELL

 

[WannaDig3687]

Oh No!
Why did I come here ?
Now i'm worried about our Attic or the Very small space I have to store stuff that's to Humid , I now have to buy sealed $200 + 'Pelican or SKB Cases to be comfortable to store anything there.

I know the jungle that has grown up around the house in the last 35 years don't help.
Now I'm worried about 'Tree trimming '

AHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh well , nothing new to me , My Dr, last Monday said my issue was caffeine. ?

Since I was 8

I think He/ She wants to cut my Med's. & At this time "Homie don't Play Dat".

Hello everyone ,

This one's for you, Davers!