redneck name

[lucky1777]

Butch Pigpusher.

hey lucky we must be related. i'm cooter pigpusher. sonny

Im your cuz, Bubba Pigpusher.

Sure is a lot of us Pigpushers around. Ma and her brother sure did have a lot of us. Cant wait to meet youall at the next family reunion. Ill be bringing the possum stew.

 

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[Gypsy Heart]

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mom.
And it surely makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

 

[arkhunter]

gypsy......i never guest u bee from arcansaw....is we still cuzins.....sis

 

[stoney56]

Gypsy, here's the video to go with it.

http://www.cosmicrealms.com/coolness/movies/immyowngrandpa.wmv

 

[Gypsy Heart]

gypsy......i never guest u bee from arcansaw....is we still cuzins.....sis

Are ya all crazy...my mama was born in the Ozarks...we all be cuzzins

 

[River Rat]

I'm Betty-Sue Houston. Dos 2 fellas are Jim Bob and Bobby Joe. Ant we a good looking family?

 

[arkhunter]

gypsy......i never guest u bee from arcansaw....is we still cuzins.....sis

Are ya all crazy...my mama was born in the Ozarks...we all be cuzzins

cool miss gypsy........i always wanted to have a good looking redneck pirate wench for my cuz

 

[nhbenz]

Well thar ya'll are Jim Bob and Bo Houston. This is your long-lost Brother Clint Houston. I'm a guessin' we'd got separated at birth. Do we have a Daddy an Maw still a livin' an is there any money in the Family?

I dunno, ma told me that my pa coulda either been a a guy named Billy Ray or a guy named Paul... she explained that I was conceived in the summer of love, so its not like she was mis-behavin'. -Bo

 

[grizzly bare]

Bubba Jackson here... Now wait just a da-- minute. That ain't all that far from my name anyway.
grizzly bare

 

[Arakronn]

Clitus Beaver

Can I even say that here?

 

[warsawdaddy]

I think if we have another JD hunt,everyone at the dinner should dress according to their 'redneck name'.Might be pretty interesting

 

[diggummup]

ima Enus Tucker!!

Iz be Butch Tucker,nice to meet ya cuz!

Yup.....................I'm........ah........Molly Beaver!

No comments from the peanut gallery!

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I think if we have another JD hunt,everyone at the dinner should dress according to their 'redneck name'.Might be pretty interesting

But cobs of corn clash with my gypsy jewelry ........wah.....

 

[MiniMe]

JIM-BOB HOGGREASER......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!

And the rest of your family is Bobby-Sue Hoggreaser and little man is Billie-Rae Hoggreaser.

 

[Daisy]

Larlene (Dixie) Tucker
Pleased to make your acquaintance!

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

Billie-Rae Tucker

Yep, ole Billie-Rae....

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

ima Enus Tucker!!

Hey IMA, we must be related....long lost cousin Billie-Rae Tucker here. You en me en Butch should have us a family reunion... Oh yea almost forgot to mention Larlene (Dixie) LOL

 

[Daisy]

yeeHAW! Cuz'ns!
Gee Cuz, you sure got a purdy mouth.
LOL

 

[Big Diggin]

Buck Jackson here.

 

[Charlene]

Dixie Otis.. guess I'd better get them collard greens on the stove.