Restroom Quotes

[WV Hillbilly]

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virgini a


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .


If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom
House of Representatives, Washington , DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA .


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA


and my favourite,

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

 

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[wheatfinder13]

Ha good ones

 

[frogginfish]

I love 'em! LOL

I wish I could remember some that I found in the stalls in my old college bathrooms....they were priceless!

Here is one that I remember:

The night was dark, the sky was blue...
Around the corner, the sh*t-wagon flew!
A bump was hit, a scream was heard...
A man was killed by a flying turd!

 

[stefen]

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a nickel
And only farted

 

[truckinbutch]

Whatcha lookin up here for ? The joke's in your hand !

 

[BrisJoe]

If it has tits or wheels
it's going to cost you money

 

[onfire]

Don't eat the pink pill.

 

[austin]

My mother made me a homosexual!

Written underneath in another hand it said:
If I buy her the yarn, will she make me one?
Bathroom wall on the campus at the University of Texas at Austin

 

[onfire]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the tilt of the kilt.

 

[GrizLeeBear]

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a nickel
And only farted

Better than to take a chance
Costs more than a nickle
To wash your pants.

 

[truckinbutch]

Don't pee on the floor ! My little brother comes in here with bare feet .

 

[stefen]

Written on a construction site porta-potty...

Ole Beverly gets more A$$ than a toilet seat...