Scottish Compassion

[GrizLeeBear]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a big hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a passionate kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ye ever been screwed laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

She said, "Aye, well ye will be when the tide comes in."

 

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[ivan salis]

scottish gals can be are a cold breed at times and a hot breed at other times --depends if they fancy ya or not.

 

[ronwoodcraft]

 

[TJE]

Just spent 2 months there this winter!

 

[spartacus53]

I bet that poor guys name was Bob

 

[stefen]

Certainly wasn't a Yankee

 

[TJE]

I bet that poor guys name was Bob

Till he's saved..taken home and dropped off at his door by the cab driver....
who said..."There ya go 'Mat"

 

[stefen]

And taken into his work office (where he worked as a paper weight) and hung him on a coat hook by the cab driver....
who said..."There ya go "Art".

 

[Rebel - KGC]

And taken into his work office (where he worked as a paper weight) and hung him on a coat hook by the cab driver.... who said..."There ya go "Art".

YO! "KillJoy" here... have ANY of y'all ever known someone w/o arms/legs like that...? MAY even happen to YOU someday...

 

[truckinbutch]

YO! "KillJoy" here... have ANY of y'all ever know someone w/o arms/legs like that...? MAY even happen to YOU someday...

AUGUSTUS , I SWEAR , YOU'D ARGUE WITH A POSSUM ................

 

[ivan salis]

but when they took him to the company softball game -- his real name came out ---homer plate

and god forbid --I lose me arms or legs or both -- I best not lose my sense of humor or I'll really be screwed.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

AUGUSTUS , I SWEAR , YOU'D ARGUE WITH A POSSUM ................

HA! And the possum would LOSE... BADLY! LOL!