wesfrye53
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Some new images! Long live the Rednecks!
Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the
Clerk replies, Go ahead.
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
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Redneck Moon Landing
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . . And the driver replies "Bout wut ?"
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Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the
Clerk replies, Go ahead.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Cellar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Garden
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Limo
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Moon Landing
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . . And the driver replies "Bout wut ?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck Wheelchair ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
