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I received my last shipment of gold dollars today from the Mint. No more free miles on my CC. I started out at lunch today and paid for my $13 meal at the Golden Arches. Young lady from south of the border had to get her manager to approve my gold coin payment. That blew their 90 second time in line all to pieces. About an hour later I stopped at Wendy's for 2 large shakes and a couple of large fries. The old wench said she saves gold quarters. Was she surprised to find out they were dollars.
I was still feeling a bit hungry on the way home so I stopped into Burger King. This is the first time I had been told they have a quadruple patty Whopper. Must have been 5 inches tall. The girl was giddy with excitement when she saw the gold dollars.
I only have 466 of the little ba$tards left to spend. Should take me about a week to eat my way through the pile of dollars.
Cheers, Jim
 
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Maybe spend 10 of them on some Zantac? :laughing7:
 
I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, you may not live long enough to spend them all.
 
My twin brother Wimpy once said "I will glad to pay you Tuesday with Gold Dollars for a Quarter Pounder or 2 Today "
 
unless you really enjoy fast food that much and eat it that much, may I suggest to you the value menu? personally, whenever I go to the golden arches, I either get off the value menu when I do not have coupons or use those buy1 get1 free coupons on the value meals. Please do not take this negatively. It'll save you a bundle, those value meals can add up fast, and can clog up those arteries even faster!

Also, as a quick question, is there a specific wrapper that those golden dollars come in from the mint?
 
skelly9131 said:
I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, you may not live long enough to spend them all.


Whats wrong with consuming 4639 calories in under 2 hours
 
Buffalo Boy, here is what I was staring at when I opened the box from the mint. Jim
 

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Bayman said:
I highly recommend the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. Wonderful.

Or find a good quality Asian buffet, I love those. Although they showed one on 1000 Ways to Die...
 
Now this looks like a nice snack !
 

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Stewart, I have eaten at The Blow Fly Inn in Gulfport and The Shed in Ocean Springs. Both were fabulous. Jim
 
i see nothing wrong with that kind of eating regiment. sounds delicious
 
May I suggest taking your golden dollars to a grocery store and buying, fruits, veggies as some whole grains. Fast food is an oxymoron. It is not food, it just looks and smells like it might be.
 
May I Suggest This Topic Was Baloney From The Start !!!!
 
BuffaloBoy said:
Also, as a quick question, is there a specific wrapper that those golden dollars come in from the mint?

Paper?
 
Sounds pretty stinkin hilarious!

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