STUPID TRUE HEADLINES

Ray S S

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Here is a list of some headlines I found that are just liable to bring a few chuckles.

Enjoy

Ray



-Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

-Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

-Safety Experts Say School Bus Pasengers Should be Belted

-Drunk Gets 9 Months in Violin Case

-Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

-Farmer Bill Dies in HOuse

-Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

-Is There a Ring Of Debris Around Uranis

-Stud Tires Out

-Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

-Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over

-Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

-British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

-Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

-Eye Drops Off Shelf

-Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

-Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

-Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

-Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66

-Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

-Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

-Miners Refuse To Work After Death

-Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

-Stolen Painting Found By Tree

-Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies.

-Two SistersReunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

-Killer sentenced TO Die For Second Time In Ten Years
 

Funny and sad . Our tax dollars helped educate the people who wrote these headlines .....
Don'tcha feel rewarded for your investment ;D
 

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I admit those where good bit I have to give it to ..................


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Miners Refuse To Work After Death

:laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9:

lol the nerve of some miners
 

Loved them.................

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-Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
That should solve the problem. :laughing7:

-Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
That creates an odd visual. ;D
 

Thanks guys for all your good reactions on the headlines . They really add to the humor
of the post. I have another list that is just as funny that I'll post in a couple of days.

Again, thanks for all your replies

Ray
 

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