STUPID TRUE HEADLINES

[Ray S S]

Here is a list of some headlines I found that are just liable to bring a few chuckles.

Enjoy

Ray



-Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

-Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

-Safety Experts Say School Bus Pasengers Should be Belted

-Drunk Gets 9 Months in Violin Case

-Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

-Farmer Bill Dies in HOuse

-Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

-Is There a Ring Of Debris Around Uranis

-Stud Tires Out

-Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

-Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over

-Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

-British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

-Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

-Eye Drops Off Shelf

-Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

-Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

-Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

-Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66

-Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

-Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

-Miners Refuse To Work After Death

-Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

-Stolen Painting Found By Tree

-Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies.

-Two SistersReunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

-Killer sentenced TO Die For Second Time In Ten Years

 

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[spartacus53]

Yup, they are funny

 

[truckinbutch]

Funny and sad . Our tax dollars helped educate the people who wrote these headlines .....
Don'tcha feel rewarded for your investment

 

[Tank69]

ok
I admit those where good bit I have to give it to ..................


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Miners Refuse To Work After Death



lol the nerve of some miners

 

[Goodyguy]

Loved them.................



-Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
That should solve the problem.

-Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
That creates an odd visual.

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Hope they also left the maple syrup to go with them.

 

[Ray S S]

Thanks guys for all your good reactions on the headlines . They really add to the humor
of the post. I have another list that is just as funny that I'll post in a couple of days.

Again, thanks for all your replies

Ray