Teaching manners in school! Good one!!!!

[Chug And Red]

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,
one by one:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom," she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.

The teacher replied,

"That would be rude and impolite. What about you John, how would you
say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."

The teacher responded,

"That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word
'bathroom' at the table."

"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show
us your good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment,! I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."


The teacher fainted.

Red

 

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[Chug And Red]

Glad you all enjoyed, this one cracked me up, and reminds me of my youngest son, it is something he would say without hesitation!!!!!!! Red

 

[stefen]

Reminded me of a Friend's daughter was a teachers assistant at her sons preschool.

One afternoon as the teachers and staff were sitting at a picnic table having lunch and the boy squeezed between his mom and a teacher.

The teacher said; "Excuse me"...

The boy replied; "Did you fart?"

(Responding to manner his mom taught him whenever he passed gas)


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[Chug And Red]

Reminded me of a Friend's daughter was a teachers assistant at her sons preschool.

One afternoon as the teachers and staff were sitting at a picnic table having lunch and the boy squeezed between his mom and a teacher.

The teacher said; "Excuse me"...

The boy replied; "Did you fart?"

(Responding to manner his mom taught him whenever he passed gas)


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Kids can be so truthful and funny at times, I love his response, I'd be laughing so hard I would be cry!!!!! Red