Telekinesis (The ability to move things with your mind alone)

[UncleVinnys]

How many people hear believe in telekinesis?

Raise my hand!

 

[DEGreen]

Do you fell it rising yet?

 

[Glenns5900]

Has the wizard gotten back to you about that brain yet?

 

[stefen]

How about if there is some doubt...

Guess my mind is Not up to the task as I will raise a little of my hand

 

[GunFarce]

Hmmmm ! And your 'hand' was your first choice?

 

[UncleVinnys]

I have to admit many of the responses are MUCH FUNNIER than the original post!

Thanks!

Ohh! I feel something rising now.

 

[stefen]

Hmmmm ! And your 'hand' was your first choice?

Yes, my 'hand' was my only choice...

I'm experiencing this weird reaction to Viagra...

When I felt the tingle of the stiff fingers, at first I thought I had arthritis...

Now my eyesight is getting pinched and blurry, and I am seeing everything in blue tones...might be the tautly stretched skin pulling on my eyelids...

Doc says I have a bad case of erectoritus...

Says I need to get aholt of myself

 

[GunFarce]

I gotta cut them in half before I take em... Took a whole one once, it got stuck in my throat and gave me a stiff neck.. It eased up before the 4 hour deadline..

 

[stefen]

That mean you'd meet your girlfriend half way