TELL ME THIS WONT HAPPEN TO US!!!!

[onfire]

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!


A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex...' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

 

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[austin]

Got some bad news, it's gonna happen. Also I was talking to one of my high school freshmen about 5-6 years ago. Her friend had had a baby. I asked the friend if changing diapers didn't really bother her. The other student replied, "remember sir, it won't be long before you're in diapers again". I stll laugh at that. I guess when you reach the point where you take the soup, you're there...

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Carroll Burnett and Vicki Lawrence did the most touching skit, where Burnett was the mother and Lawrence was the baby daughter.
She held her baby lovingly, fed her, wiped her mouth, helped her walk, sent her off to school, was there for graduation, watched her marry, then as age came upon Burnett, it shows Lawrence feeding her mother, wiping her mouth, holding her lovingly, like a baby.

I've searched many times in the past (The Carroll Burnett Show), I cannot find that skit anywhere. It was very touching.
Remember: Be good to your children, they will be the ones, choosing your nursing home!

 

[BrisJoe]

It's Carol and Whoopie

 

[Gold Maven]

Nursing homes are better than they used to be, but I think it is still a sad place to end up.

I hope to die chasing a big bull elk over a mountain top, but it will probably be something less dramatic.

My Grandma is in a Nursing Home, @ 95 and seems to have a good time, better to be somewhat active with others than sitting home alone watching the clock tick.