Thanks you stupid cat

[G.I.B.]

My wife feeds a stray, she says it's good to keep one coming around.

Well, she's out of town for a week or so I busted out the door this morning to do a little detecting at a park I've been wanting to get to.

Yeah, I forgot to feed the cat...

When I got back I found this at his normal free food spot near the garage door.

I don't know what it is, but I'm currently taking this as a warning to not skip tomorrow morning's feeding.





Oh yeah, the penny was one of a hoard of junk clad and bottle caps at the park-

 

[Mudflap]

Nothing like a subtle message from the cat. He's sending you a message.....

 

[Mud Hut]

That's a good candidate for the Road Kill Cafe´ menu.

 

[DCMatt]

That looks like the neighbor kid's pet gerbil.


Obviously, they didn't feed the stray either...

 

[DCMatt]

 

[ARC]

That does not look fresh enough for stew. :P

 

[Rick624]

Looks like Alvin the chipmunk didn't sit well as a meal and became a hairball

 

[hvacker]

Welcome to the Road Kill Cafe!

Some animals will bring kills back to share. It's good for the relationship to let cat know you enjoyed it.

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

Beats a horse's head in your bed.



Or a fish wrapped up in pajamas.

 

[pa plateau hiker]

It's a mummified something. You should sell it on Ebay. People sell mummified animals on that site all the time. You will be rich.

 

[DizzyDigger]

I believe that mess was formerly known as a "bird".

Cat's do have a subtle way of expressing themselves...

Make a friend of that stray, get it spayed or neutered (there's places
that do it for free on strays), and you'll likely find yourself with a great cat,
and fewer mice around the place. All of my cats were feral at one time,
and with great patience I got them socialized. Best cats I've ever had,
but they don't care much for strangers....

 

[port ewen ace]

it is NEVER wise to ignore the needs of a cat

 

[ARC]

It's a mummified something. You should sell it on Ebay. People sell mummified animals on that site all the time. You will be rich.

Agreed,,, list as a religious item... that you saw a vision when you found it...

That it spoke to you and asked to be put on ebay as to be sold to bring good fortune and luck to purchaser.

:P

 

[Peyton Manning]

send a sample of it to ancestry.com

 

[G.I.B.]

Make a friend of that stray, get it spayed or neutered (there's places
that do it for free on strays), and you'll likely find yourself with a great cat,
and fewer mice around the place.

My next door neighbor works at a vet's office. She catches up the neighborhood strays and they use them for... *ahem* training the new vets.

The cat is a brute- he's (more properly IT's) a big dang cat.

I've always called him Knothead.

After depositing the warning, I'm now calling him Sir Knothead.

 

[A2coins]

The first pic the top looks like an eye and beak looks like a bird head

 

[smokeythecat]

Sir Knothead is appropriate. Make sure he has all his shots.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Feed the cat real good to make the cat and wife happy.

 

[Mudflap]

Just remember>> "If Momma ain't happy, nobodys gonna be happy" Buy cat some catnip.

 

[Spats]

Hey Mudflap, don't you eat cats?