THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

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Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

As the foreman was giving the new employee a tour of the Hand Gernade factory he said there are two things you don't say here; Oops and oh-$hit. ;)
 

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"When I nod my head, you hit it".
 

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during the civil war union general when he went to the front lines to reveiw how a battle was going --- he was told by the men there that he needed to take cover and be careful because there was a deadly rebel sniper about 1/2 mile away that had been shooting at them --- he just stood there and said " nonsense why they couldn't hit a elephant from that dis..." :P --- yep he was he was "dead" wrong.
 

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Everything will be fine

We'll never get caught

I'll pull it out
 

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"My White's M6 says it's silver!!"

(Just another pull tab.)
 

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TreasureTales said:
We don't need a prophylactic - the rhythm method is good enough.

The catholic priest said we should use the biblical method...place 2 aspirin between your knees and pray... ;D
 

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