The Metal Detectorer... Story written by detectorist.. for fun

Shamalama ding ding, baby you’ve got everything, what a face, what a figure, two more legs, you’ll look like Trigger.
 

Se he went to the woods searching for goods
 

slipped on a hill and took a big spill
 

when he took that big spill it turned into a thrill at his feet lay some silver coins
 

He took of his shoes to count the coins - yup he had 10 and climbed the hill again
 

And got attacked by a Cornish Hen
 

with his pockets full and a long journey to da the top of the hill he had to take a pill
 

Must be grass fed and cage free..that clucker was fast... glad it wasn’t me.
 

It was fast and attacked my leg I was so scared I think I laid an Egg
 

I showed the wife the chicken’s attack on my leg. To calm me down I had to pour a cold beer from my keg!
 

Did someone say beer? Time for a break. I’m thirsty and my knees ache.
 

What you said is a “ mis-steak”... I’m cooking chops to have with my hops. While we eat, let’s talk about our next permission. Throw down a couple beers and on to more dirt fishin’.
 

Hoisted ye old beer went down to me Belly, Wish I hadnt eaten that peanut butter with the 2 spoons of Jelly.....
 

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The Wife threw me out cause my gas a a mit smelly, so I left the house for the day and Im going to the Deli. Grabbed my gear pinpointer in hand, Ill be gone all day searching the land.
 

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