The Metal Detectorer... Story written by detectorist.. for fun

[A2coins]

Bye Bye Fred he cracked open his head. Here Came Moe who said a prayer, then snatched his AT Pro

 

[islamoradamark]

Then he sold that AT Pro to Joe Blow

 

[flatsix]

when a local old timer says.

 

[BigWaveDave]

Shamalama ding ding, baby you’ve got everything, what a face, what a figure, two more legs, you’ll look like Trigger.

 

[A2coins]

Se he went to the woods searching for goods

 

[A2coins]

slipped on a hill and took a big spill

 

[islamoradamark]

when he took that big spill it turned into a thrill at his feet lay some silver coins

 

[CrapOla]

He took of his shoes to count the coins - yup he had 10 and climbed the hill again

 

[A2coins]

And got attacked by a Cornish Hen

 

[islamoradamark]

with his pockets full and a long journey to da the top of the hill he had to take a pill

 

[MetalArchSC]

Must be grass fed and cage free..that clucker was fast... glad it wasn’t me.

 

[A2coins]

It was fast and attacked my leg I was so scared I think I laid an Egg

 

[RustyGold]

I showed the wife the chicken’s attack on my leg. To calm me down I had to pour a cold beer from my keg!

 

[MetalArchSC]

Did someone say beer? Time for a break. I’m thirsty and my knees ache.

 

[islamoradamark]

sounds good to me after a long day beer and steer

 

[MetalArchSC]

What you said is a “ mis-steak”... I’m cooking chops to have with my hops. While we eat, let’s talk about our next permission. Throw down a couple beers and on to more dirt fishin’.

 

[mick56]

Now that my belly is full, I've got to get goin, gonna find a gold coin

 

[A2coins]

Hoisted ye old beer went down to me Belly, Wish I hadnt eaten that peanut butter with the 2 spoons of Jelly.....

 

[A2coins]

The Wife threw me out cause my gas a a mit smelly, so I left the house for the day and Im going to the Deli. Grabbed my gear pinpointer in hand, Ill be gone all day searching the land.

 

[Sunny53]

I dug a unknown target in the sand...